Olayiwola

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Guys… I don’t know if to call this my first date or my first medical screening 😂😂

So I met this babe on Tinder, we started talking for like 2-3 weeks. Everything was moving fine, good conversations, good vibes.

Then we had that serious adult conversation everybody should have: “Before we take things further, make we know our status.”

I said no wahala, that’s responsible.

But I didn’t know my first date appointment was not going to be restaurant, cinema, or somewhere romantic…

Na laboratory we dey go 😭😂

Imagine me dressing up, smelling nice, thinking maybe we go eat, laugh, catch cruise… only for me to sit down and they bring needle.

I was there watching them collect my blood like “Omo, love don enter science practical.” 😂

They checked everything, HIV, genotype and other tests.

The funny thing be say while we dey wait for the results, hunger catch us. We had to go find food.

Guess what I ate?

Semo and vegetable soup 😂😂

I was eating that semo like a man that already prepared for all outcomes.

I was like “If this thing scatter, at least make I enjoy my last meal before I abort mission and disappear peacefully.” 😭😂

But we went back to the lab, and the results were ready.

My heart was doing small small anyhow because this one no be exam wey you fit resit.

Thankfully everything came out fine. My result was good, my genotype was exactly what I told her.

Apparently she had met some guys before that said they were AA, but after testing, story changed. So I understood why she wanted to be sure.

After the result came out, the whole tension just disappeared and everybody relaxed.

But honestly, jokes apart, I actually respect it. In this generation, love is sweet but knowing your health status is important.

So yeah… my first date was not flowers, candlelight dinner or movie night.

Na blood test, semo and vegetable soup, then waiting for relationship results 😂😂

Love in 2026 is different o.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

@SammieLaolu @ManLikeAkoh Lambo be like birth rights lol

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

If you want to use your night Data During the day,
Change your time zone to Australia

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Guy you Dey live for orchid ??

[London @london_Akan]

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[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

@0xAdesola hallo bro

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

I don’t know who invented “send location,” but that person understood modern Nigerian friendships.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this month things will balance” every month. 😂

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

The way one small compliment can change your whole mood is scary. “You look good” can carry somebody for 3 days.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

The person owing you money is always the one posting enjoyment online. Amazing technology.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Your parents can be angry with you, but if someone else insults you, suddenly they become your lawyer.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

When someone says “I will call you back” just know there is a 70% chance that call has entered retirement.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Adult life is just saying “I’m tired” every day and nobody knows what exactly you did.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

I just checked my account balance and my bank app looked at me like “so what exactly are we doing here?” 😭

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

MTN is the weapon fashioned against my existence.

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Maybe na sickness

[Kalabari finest 😋 ✂️ @IbimBoyle]

Why’s one boob always bigger than the other 🤔

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Imagine being broke but still having expensive taste. That’s a dangerous lifestyle. 😂

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

“I swear to God Almighty, all the security forces sent to attack my camp are my boys, they inform me anytime they are coming. I receive a summary of all security strategies including the President”.

- Kachalla Maha the terrorist who killed General Rabe

[Olayiwola @tibilagos]

Heartbreak no know age oo!

[Temmy ❤️ ❤️ 🕊 @Oluwatemitopemi]

This woman is opening her own mini eatery next week if God permit... clap for me Chef Oluwatemitopemi 👨‍🍳 all savings had finish, it's capital I really need now

[Temmy ❤️ ❤️ 🕊 @Oluwatemitopemi]

Call me if you need anything, now is the time I need you all most 🙏 everything is almost set for my eatery and I need this to add up to my capital