Government weed stores have 'vibe curators' asking 'What would you like?' My answer? 'I'd like to get high.' Their sommelier routine is lost on me – I've got roaches older than them. #CannabisCulture#Weed
Diabetes tech is wild: insulin pumps can now administer medication. Imagine a Viagra pump with caffeine & THC! But with connected devices, a hacker could send a mass message: "Let's go to Krispy Kreme" to all diabetics. Black Mirror vibes! #HealthTech#Future#Comedy