Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women
‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out...something about a football match’
Comedy is maybe the only art form where people think their subjective opinion trumps fact. If laughter is happening it’s observably comedy, it might not be to your taste but it’s comedy. If you hear a song you don’t like it doesn’t become not a song cos you don’t like it.
Grey hair do care…sometimes
I’ll be doing my show Post Coital at The Cornerhouse in Surbiton on Friday when it is a bit COOLER . Share if you like my comedy
https://t.co/hKpcQGcbn8
A bra for your balls. I also need to shoot a sketch for these. Maybe when we are all quarantined . Warning contains the phrase ‘scrote flesh’
Un Sac De Testicule
“Leaves little to the imagination and a lot you want to permanently erase from it”
On Sunday I’ll be doing Post Coital @FringeCambridge . So here is some content about steam punk vibrators for general encouragement towards buying a ticket . Also the ladies who run the fest are bloody lovely and I’d like it to be full 😍😻
https://t.co/y7R2rMttrI
Scottish Husband strikes again
Come see me on tour . Chesham & Cambridge May 24th , Wivenhoe May 28th, London May 29th , Derby May 31st
https://t.co/Gs6nR7hYZt
#Marriedlife#scottish#marriage
Still getting over asking my husband to pick up tampons and him phoning me from the supermarket to ask in his full Scottish voice ‘What size fanny ammo?’
Old Rope tonight has an arena touring comic popping in to try new . Get tickets https://t.co/Ln6Wufu8eB you don’t wanna miss out @rope_old
Here’s some fun from @comedystoreuk