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More accurate than your favorite media member, just with more f-bombs. I'm not sorry for the content of my tweets, but you should be sorry about yours.

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

I feel bad for my female friends. For my LGBTQ+ friends. For my BIPOC friends. For my immigrant friends.

I feel bad for everyone that is staring down 4 more years of having to endure being the target of ... Everything.

For all of you, just know you have an ally/friend here.

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

Breaking my Twitter exodus to post this for @dgoodin24

[Nick Bromberg @NickBromberg]

If they really want to make the new NASCAR video game's career mode realistic, they should have a "family money" option when you start your career in ARCA to buy yourself a ride in the field.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/ccr3VmZzjD

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

Rest in piss

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Chuck Woolery, smooth-talking game show host of "Love Connection" and "Scrabble," dies at 83 https://t.co/f4CbWUnRSE

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

@mwoodski The cardiologist about to make bank

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

You do realize how firefighters being unable to extricate a victim is a bad thing, right?

[Jim Villa @Jim_Villa]

We’ve been through this before. Stop calling them ballot dumps. They come late because that’s when they are legally allowed to count them. They tend to be dramatically more for Democrats because Milwaukee is predominantly a Dem city.

Stop trying to erode trust in our elections (and I say that as someone who supported Hovde). That grift needs to stop!

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

We spend 8+ hours a day and the job we do dictates our lifestyle and whether we can afford marriage or kids.

Why is this at all surprising to anyone?

[Alexander Berger @albrgr]

This is super surprising to me: Americans rate having a job they enjoy as vastly more important to a fulfilling life than children, wealth, or marriage.

And the gender split is not at all what I would've expected: women put more weight on careers; men on marriage and children!

[E @internet_ethan]

Dude. I sat through Kurt’s tire falling off. Jimmie’s chase dominance. Kyle Busch taking Jeff’s final season after Kyle missed half the year. But Logano winning this shit takes the cake. This is the most undeserved championship.

But we’ll call him a 3x champ forever. Fuck.

[Nick Bromberg @NickBromberg]

Joey Logano's path to Cup Series success certainly wasn't linear, but it's indisputable that he's living up to the phenom billing he had as a teenager.

[Nick Bromberg @NickBromberg]

It's again worth noting that Joey Logano is doing LeBron-like things in NASCAR. He was anointed as a teenager. And now he's one of 10 drivers in Cup Series history with three or more Cup Series titles at the age of 34.

[BrakeHard @BrakeHardBlog]

Penske has given all these teams the blueprint. You don't have to be great in the regular season.

Win once, then focus on 3-4 key races in the playoffs.

[B @BrianCas120]

Guy with 17.6 avg finish in a season wins the title

[Dylan @dgoodin24]

So many bots on the timeline today

[Brock Purdy Appreciation Station @TylerRichard]

At the risk of being called a bot…. Underwhelming champion, track and format suck

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

Joey Logano is statistically (3 championships) the best* current Cup driver

* in the sham format

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

Lol you can always tell who has never been in the public sector

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I'm sorry you should not be asking if I have 8-10 years of experience for a job you're offering 75k for. A DECADE OF EXPERIENCE???

[🤔🤷‍♂️ @TightOff]

Literally nobody should be surprised that the teams didn't get an injunction.