Tim Tobias

Am I more than you bargained for yet?

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Thanos came up with the idea to wipe half the population while driving through the Trader Joe's parking lot.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Have him sing every night until they lose

[Yer_Boi @BAPRODUCTION]

Mets take me out to the ballgame

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Take the roof off of Madison Square Garden

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@MLB @Topps Hi

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Mets 2026

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Mets 2021

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Mets 2025

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

This is the most run support Jacob deGrom has ever had at Citi Field

[New York Mets @Mets]

He didn't ask for the torch. He earned it.

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Perfect timing to switch to Love Island

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Bryan Reynolds drills a 3-run homer and the Pirates are up big on the Mets

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@MrMet Mr. Met thinks it's okay to bully people now?

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@MrMet did not come in the first inning and my daughter is upset @Mets

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@MrMet @Mets No amount of muscles will change the fact that you're still bald

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@J_Sems11 I recommend a bidet

[New York Mets @Mets]

GET USED TO IT.

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Are you taunting me @ChipotleTweets ?

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

.@ChipotleTweets We ordered chips and guac and we got a bag with 9 chips in it. Chipotle should be embarrassed.

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@ChipotleTweets I CAN SEE THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@nasca29 @NYRangers @gothamsports @gothamsports Thank God I'm a @Mets fan and won't have to use this garbage app during baseball season to watch Juan Soto play

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

Why does this happen every single time I try to watch the @NYRangers on this horrible Gotham app?

[Tim Tobias @Tim_Tobias]

@nasca29 @NYRangers I have Verizon. I have to reinstall the app every time there is a game. @gothamsports it's a really great experience