Tim Chance

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots.

When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times.

And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

Today, we celebrate the resurrection and the hope we have in our risen Savior!

“The angel said to the women, ‘Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said.’” (Matt. 28: 5-6)

Happy Easter from the Johnson family.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This 14 second clip got over 13k+ likes in under 48 hours

“You ever think that maybe food is so expensive because, I don't know, 42 million people get it for free?”

Really think about this

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Congress voted to protect their sexual harassment records but not America’s elections.

Says it all.

[Mark UltraMaga 1A 2A @MarkUltramaga]

This is what a mind virus looks like in America👇🏽

Obama deployed ICE and deported over 5 million illegals during his presidency: Not a single protest, not a single word from the media. Not a single activist. Not a single ICE agent harassed or killed. Not a single judge prohibited the deportations in the court.

FYI, Clinton deported over 12 million.

Obama facilitated the bombing of Libya, FOR 7 MONTHS, with no congressional permission: Not a single word from the media. Not a single word from the activists. Not a single protest held. Not a word from politicians.

Trump deploys ICE to deport people in our country illegally: weekly protest, judges inhibiting courts, media demonizing ICE and the president, activists leading the harassment of agents and officers, ICE agents threatened, ambushed and killed.

Trump goes into Venezuela in under 3 hours and extracts a monstrous dictator, who had a bounty on his head even under Biden and brings him back to the states to face trial: Media demonizes the president, mass protests, Trump is a dictator, vigils…

The mind virus in America, folks. I could go all day with more examples. All day. All day long. Pray for those who are afflicted.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Republicans have the Presidency, the Supreme Court, the House and the Senate. And yet…

We don’t have a Voter ID law.

Not a single crooked Democrat has been jailed, censured, impeached, or expelled.

Taxpayers are being defrauded by the billions.

And Republicans do NOTHING.

[Tim Chance @TimothyChance]

When did kids quit reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in class?

That’s probably about the time. All this madness started. I feel like half our country has zero pride and doesn’t even understand what it means to be an American.

[Tim Chance @TimothyChance]

@abustin Mine is currently in the shop. Has been in for serious issue repairs 4 times in the 18 months I’ve owned it. I love everything about it except the fact that it’s a lemon.

[Alex Bigman @astros2127]

@ToddGraves if Kelly is fired today I will buy canes tonight

[Tim Chance @TimothyChance]

@DudespostingWs It’s a ‘70-‘72 Chevelle with an LT4 swapped in it.

[Tim Chance @TimothyChance]

@cybertruck

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Flawless post.

The world needs Jesus 🙏🙏

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

The election is fundamentally about what kind of world do we want to live in.

Do we want free speech, common sense immigration policies, safe streets, peace in Europe and the Middle East, sensible and appropriately limited regulation, a stronger and faster-growing economy, merit-based employment, reduced waste in government, and a healthier populace or:

Do we want the opposite, in other words, a continuation of the last four years?

Please vote accordingly.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt https://t.co/sBlGGV8QvE

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Biden just compared this to the Civil War

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

America has a hero making problem.

The average kid growing up has no clue what behavior will receive the highest level of recognition/Love.

Think about it. 👇🏽

What gets more love today?

Being straight or being gay? (Mulvaney + pride month)

Being a job creator or being a job destroyer? (AOC)

Being a mother or living a childless life?

Building a family or staying single forever?

Being able to reason + thoughtful as an adolescent while going through a confusing stage of your life or transitioning when you’re not an adult yet? (Jazz Jennings)

Being customer centric or fearing ESG DEI standards? (Target, Bud Light, Ford)

Respecting law/order or looting + rioting + destroying your community?

Paying respect to our Founders who build this great nation or destroying their legacies?

Selling the greatness of 🇺🇸 or trashing it?

Those who stood up to doctors + scientists who forced citizens to take something they didn’t want to take or those who conformed? (Fauci)

Choosing to work hard to independently take care of your responsibilities or being dependent on the government to take care of you? (The entitled)

Defending God or mocking God? (Sisters of perpetual indulgence)

Defending common sense + thinking for yourself or allowing mainstream media to gas light propagandas?

Being a capitalist or a socialist?

I can go on but I’ll stop.

Until we make it clear to our kids what a TRUE HERO is, they will continue to make confusing decisions that gets attention short term but hurts them long term.

It’s on us to defend the innocent. Our future depends on us getting this right.

[Tim Chance @TimothyChance]

@BillyGomila Some would call it Decoldest.

[Balcony Bengals @BalconyBengals]

Dear LSU fans,

If you plan on selling your tickets please do NOT sell them to randoms on Stubhub.

Respectfully, A rocking Death Valley

[Khirey Walker, PhD @docwalk_]

All I want, more than anything in the world, is for people to stop using this logo. Please.