As the owner of Twitter, I’d like to share an important message with the world.
Dear Zuck, Lizard Boy, Pencil Head,
I’m fighting for freedom.
You’re fighting for dollars.
I will beat you in that cage.
You stand no chance.
Best,
Elon “who’s your daddy” Musk
Dear Mom (@mayemusk),
I know you love me, but I must fight Zuck.
I’m going to break his face so we can be free of Facebook.
Tired of communism.
This is a fight for freedom.
Love,
Elon