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[X @tobiweb3x]

You won’t have to call your partner when you want to break up. iPhone 18 will make the call for you

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

iPhone 18 will reportedly be able to make phone calls.

[X @tobiweb3x]

@elonmusk We just throwing trash into space now uh

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The future is not very far away anymore

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[X @tobiweb3x]

Got Jay-z ranting for 4 minutes straight. Drake is just winning. My GOAT

[X @tobiweb3x]

We’re still champions of England. We’ll conquer Europe later

[X @tobiweb3x]

Rivals start pissing on your selves. Your world is about to change in less than an hour

[X @tobiweb3x]

Arsenal. Let’s stunt on these French hoes

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️

Your Champions League final line-up.

COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!

[X @tobiweb3x]

@t_sadiity “to be off”, not “too”

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@worstautist British people doing English as a major in university are just unserious

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@koalapuffslive God please take them before they think of having kids

[X @tobiweb3x]

They need to try Angels trumpet. Only true stoners can take that shit

[Koalapuffslive @koalapuffslive]

Stoner couples who sesh together:

[X @tobiweb3x]

lol what’s going on FC. This shit popped up again

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

🤣😂

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@OneBaddDude @popbackupp

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@Mrbankstips @matthewselong PSG

[X @tobiweb3x]

How can you not be depressed as a Chelsea fan. You’re losing on all fronts

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Chelsea broke the Premier League record for pre-tax losses for 2024/25, posting a £262.4m deficit 💰📉

[X @tobiweb3x]

Dumb Things I did today at my rich friends’.
1. “Bro it’s too cold” I said as I reduced the A/C to 16

[X @tobiweb3x]

I would cry too if I saw someone twerk this ass

[𝕹𝖉𝖚𝖛𝖍𝖔 𝖒𝖚𝖋𝖆𝖗𝖆 @MufaraNduvh0]

🤣

[X @tobiweb3x]

This is satisfying to watch

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"Did you see that? Am I allowed to fuck him now?"

The brother was patient and waited for him to touch him first then fucked him up.

[X @tobiweb3x]

Who get good ear. Walai I dinnor hear shi

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Breaking News: President Tinubu was Asked Today, What is your message to Nigerians about the Issue of Insecurity, he responded : “Issue of insecurity, that is the lawf, that is the obedience of law” 😭😭😭😭

[X @tobiweb3x]

You’ll just come to someone’s Tl to larp and cap shit. Mtchewww

[Lex ⚡ @CitySouljaa]

Wait, Arsenal have 48 trophies and 17 of them are COMMUNITY SHIELDS ???????????? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀