Toby Henstrand ✡️🇺🇸 (She/Her)

Writer.

Views Represent Myself & Myself Only. QTs & Follows =/= Endorsements

[JoeMcCarthyStan🌹🇮🇱🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦(She/Her) @JoeMcCarthyStan]

"Counting or not counting balochistani violence?"

[🏳️‍🌈Mar G-O 🌐🇺🇦 @MariGO2thepolls]

It’s crazy that America A is without a doubt the greatest civilization in human history by a country mine. And it’s held hostage by the clown car that is America b and their inaccessible need to worship fat pedophiles

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Delving into the entertainment of America B is always fascinating. You feel like an anthropologist.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Twitter tech right: we just need a trump for the ECONOMY man

Trump: I will make Zimbabwe look like the euro

[Michael Thomas (童致远) @mhowardthomas]

@LRH_Superfan Omg amazing only missing these every few words 👉 pointing to ideas 💡insights 👏, next steps ✅ and crucial unlocks 🔓

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I would call it All The Babies Have Severely Underdeveloped Spines From Gestating In Low Gravity And May Not Survive Infancy City.

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

Several people have managed to ratio this by saying we still have 90s wages. The average person’s economic literacy is terrifyingly bad.

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

Don’t let them brainwash you, Hitler was evil and he always will be.

[Calinato🇺🇸🗽 @calinato1738]

Be the democratic party they think you are

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Economy so bad even Klaus Schwab has to sell courses

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Neil, there is a logic flaw in your little aphorism that seems quite telling. Since you and I are part of the Universe, then we would also be indifferent and uncaring. Perhaps you forgot, Neil, that we are not superior to the Universe but merely a fraction of it. Nice day, indeed

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

"Mom, how did we get so rich?"

"We've been over this sweetie Daddy trades Labubu Futures on Kalshi."

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Having dinner with a billionaire last night

When the worst thing imaginable happens

My family walks in the restaurant

What the hell are they doing here? I ask myself

No way my wife can afford this place without my credit card

I quickly usher the billionaire into the restroom

We hid in the handicapped stall for 55 minutes until my family finally leaves

Once the coast is clear, we head back to our table and continue our networking session

The waiter brings the bill

And the billionaire pays

"I think I'll tip 80%," he says.

I almost try to stop him.

But then he speaks again.

"But it's not for the waiter - it's for you," he says, handing me a crisp $800 bill

He explains that my bravery in putting work above family inspired him, and he wanted to show his gratitude

Everyone in the restaurant stood and applauded us (except the waiter who received a $0 tip)

I love networking with billionaires

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

We cloned Gmail, except you're logged in as Epstein and can see his emails

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Today, we mourn the transgender Americans whose lives were lost to anti-transgender violence.

Democrats believe every person deserves to be treated with dignity and respect, and to live their life fully and honestly.