Todd Tarpley

Husband, dad, children's author

[Little, Brown Young Readers @LittleBrownYR]

It's here!! Groundhog vs. Cupid is the latest Festive Feud from @toddtarpley!
https://t.co/JxcGkjUzPl

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Re-writing Roald Dahl is like painting over the penises on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. I'm sure they had good intentions too.

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@USCCB In related news, the world is flat and is the center of the universe.

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The Rise, Fall, And Resurgence Of Iowa High School Wrestling https://t.co/uDfAOjORkj #GoHawks

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@AdamEngel9 @ocollysports Wondering if there are any honest sentences in that entire tweet. Stick to "My client maintains his innocence."

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@VoteRandyFine @GovDeSantis So Florida taxpayers will now fund the essential public services of Disney World? LOL, that'll teach those liberal corporate elites. #incompetenttoughguys

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@tigercoachayres I don't know you, but it's really beneath you to make a statement like this. Unfair to the fans who trust in what you say, unfair to Glory who doesn't need to be coddled by you, and unfair to Lee to blame him for something that had nothing to do with him. Really uncool.

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@BillCosby When you've raped 50 women, I suppose gloating about getting off on a technicality shouldn't be a surprise. What a vile, self-absorbed human being.

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@bradyberge Good luck Brady. Wrestling is just shock therapy for life. You are now well trained.

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Nice jobs Hawks!

[IAwrestle @IAwrestle]

Iowa Clinches Title Following Saturday Morning Medal Round

#NCAAwrestling

https://t.co/aTiSQV81Fi

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@codygoodwin Math is calming. It's the closest thing to certainty.

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@GoCamelsWrestle Good luck Heil

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Vatican Says Priests Can’t Bless Same-Sex Unions https://t.co/1hVkk8mKJR Breaking news from the folks who said the sun revolves around the earth. #loveislove

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@tedcruz @MayorAdler @tedcruz So how was the weather in Cancun?

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Opinion | I thought I was reading picture books to my son. The truth was more exciting. https://t.co/uZDH3BPf3c via @NBCNewsTHINK

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Jay Rosen @jayrosen_nyu]

Jake Tapper does a great job here. It's the right mix of news reporting, astonishment and outrage. And it begins with Biden as the man of the hour, not the deposed would-be autocrat, or any of his dead enders. Watch it.

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@realDonaldTrump I'm trying hard not to be a sore winner, @realDonaldTrump, but you are such a horse's ass that I cannot help myself.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Imagine what would be on your screen—or your mind—tonight, if ours were a normal democracy that gives the presidency to whoever earns the most votes.