postmodern baseball ☕️

committing to a bit no one enjoys | copyrighter

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

the secret to work-life balance is inherited wealth

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

hey i’m betting on losing dogs later if you wanna join

[groggy girl @june_snug]

the kind of apartment i would actually just restructure my entire life around to keep

[audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms]

jeremy allen white get off that bruce springsteen nonsense and come get your oscar fr this time

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Become ungovernable

[Kiwi @ChineseCheese]

Eating-speed gap relationship

[Michael @micgrochowski]

It’s $30 now to go to summerfest. I used to get in with a can of soup.

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

legal question: because there’s a papal encyclical against AI now, can I refuse to use it at work on religious grounds?

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[episode one @E1podcast]

The greatest trope is when a character has a cousin who is just a country/cowboy version of them

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

me at any minor inconvenience

[brianna @bkoerth]

Midwest design Monday!

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

Karl Marx failed to consider Kohl’s cash

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

Construction sites are so shy. Let me see.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

I am so proud to see the two places I’ve called home represented.

[Smile E. Face @realsmilyus]

Only two states left and we are in the finals! 😱😱😱

[Mo @fruitpibble]

movies are starting to look like the movies that people watch in movies

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

how it feels to say "nothing on my end, thanks” in the zoom meeting