Tommy

Just here absorbing the whole of human civilization. meat purveyor. @dukealumni *parody law*

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“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.”
- Anthony J. Soprano (1999)

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@PFF @JEluemunor Morgan Moses is cooked, I’m afraid.

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@PardonMyMeme @hen_ease AI?

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@memecoin Average $MEME holder be like:

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@docktora I’m on the other side of this scenario and I’ve never loved Brian Robinson more.

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@ATRightMovies

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@patspulpit Vildor did fine work 👏

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@toadswiback people are saying it

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@alwaysunnyooc I genuinely think it might be David Hornsby. Possibly Jimmi Simpson.

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@wsavas Shit, I’d take 15 minutes of happiness these days.

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@PardonMyMeme too masculine looking, tbh

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@LosTalksPats @EftonChism @EWUFootball She just like me fr

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@Cuzzo_TM @WhiteHouse good luck in these midterms, bot!

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@DuckBoatSzn19 @minakimes cuz Josh Allen did it. Every QB but Allen and Mahomes gets that flag.

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@ProFootballTalk Who could have guessed that these referees are incompetent blowhard liars?

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@ATRightMovies Dunston Checks In. He was superb as the titular main character.

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@RespectMyCos Top 10 run game?? I mean, maybe Top 10 in the AFC East.

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@EricCrossMLB Randy is about to get an absolute bag and he deserves it. The only Mariner who gave a shit this year.

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@yasu0x1 @wsavas ggg 🦚

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@ChadGraff Thankfully no one informed the Bills coaches about this.

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@TrackInvesting @RealSpitfire @JomboyMedia yeah you are the only person who made this joke on the internet.