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This just in, fashion experts agree that nothing brings out a man's ass like spandex.

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TOO MANY SATELLITES MAKE EARTH A JOKE AMONG OTHER PLANETS! Scientists have confirmed that our planet will soon look like a disco ball and nobody will take us seriously.

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Volume 5 is on its way

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Tomorrow Daily remains dedicated to bringing you the reportiest reports to ever be reported on.

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THE SECRET TO BEING A BILLIONAIRE EXPOSED? Intel from our reporters hints that much of our wealthiest's wealthiness comes from the price of selling their weighty soul.

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BREAKING NEWS! BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIX IT LATER

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THE FUTURE IS HAPPENING NOW:
Every second that passes is another second in the future coming to fruition.

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@DoseofTomorrow The future is happening!

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DENTISTS EXPOSED: This just in, dentists don't floss! Flossing is a scam invented by Big Floss to sell more floss. So what's the best way to keep your teeth clean? GUMMY BEARS!

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BREAKING NEWS:
"X" WAS TWITTER THE ENTIRE TIME.
In a not so shocking turn of events, the media company formerly known under the ridiculous name of "X" has announced that it will embrace its legacy and return to its roots. Welcome back, Twitter <3

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@elonmusk any follow up comments for our reporters?

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BREAKING NEWS: BILLIONARE ELON MUSK RELEASES NEW FRAGRANCE LINE
Elon recently announced his new venture, "Elon's Musk," ensuring that everyone can have the "scent of success." Read the full article here! https://t.co/NSIL3GGg8z

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“It’s Fake News!”
That’s all we hear nowadays. Aren’t you tired of it? It’s high time something was done about it. Perhaps something like an entire news company that is certainly, absolutely, positively, and un-disputably NOT fake. We got you covered. https://t.co/ovIcdYAsiM