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dad. avid apath. cousin of vinny.
mr. 305 in the 315. retired lax bro.

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All I need to know I raised my girl right is if when shes asked what her sign is, she says "Stop."

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@lindseyyok So sorry to hear. Such a terrible thing that seems to only take the best of us. Sounds like he was strong af thru it all. Peace to you and your family ♥️

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@BeyondTheHeat Own this. Who wants it? Never will sell but.... 👀

[David Furones @DavidFurones_]

OK, this Adidas-Miami Hurricanes throwback commercial goes hard.

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@Amy_Buttermaker That was cool. He's still a bitch tho

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@Bshey__ "That mean I forgot better shi- than you ever thought of"

[Marsh Cristobal🤟🏽 @hurricanesmarsh]

It’s time fellas. #GoCanes

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

You’re telling me this guy was on drugs??

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

“It will be a great sport! And we’ll call it ‘College Football’.

“And it will be played by college kids?”

“No. It will be played by NFL rejects.”

“Why sir?”

“Because a 51 year old man named Lane Kiffin wants to pound sorority girls.”

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

Dolly Parton performing her cover of the Collective Soul song "Shine"
❤️🕊

(📺:Austin City Limits, 2001)

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[Alice's Restaurant at karaoke and saying it (3-1) @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

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He needs to the be the bad guy we learn to love in every action movie from here on out.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

No caption needed

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Zoomer bros in the 1000 Islands every summer

[Trini in the City of Miami @High_Rise_Trini]

Balcony watching in Miami is undefeated😂

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@big_business_ Pretty much have been already

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

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@elsathora @FlanigansFL

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@elsathora Unrelated but have to recommend a @FlanigansFL stop while you're down there! The rib rolls are 🤌, the atmosphere is great and the cup is iconic!

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

I’m new to soccer so help me out here:

Libs want the USMNT, which is made up of primarily Blacks and Latinos, to lose to the team of white Europeans, because our president made sure a Black player who had an unjust call against him was able to play?