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[t @tooturnt_]

#TheBoys #ClimtoGlory 2018-2019

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@PatMcAfeeShow Please open with this🤣

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

“Gooood afternoon wonderful folks and welcome to the Pat McAfee show. Looooottaaa chit chat about who I may or may not have been seated next to at yesterday at the Patriot Games, but once again I will tell you all to settle DAHN as I am not into politics”

[⛓️‍💥 @PalladinoPt2]

On God u niggas been lying about Spider-Man 3 FOR DECADES

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“are you Peter Parker or are you Spider-man?”

“I’M BOTH”

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Eloy @EloyGarcia84]

How it feels waking up a Chicago sports fan rn

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

You can do everything right & still lose .

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I was waiting to see why y’all are mad…and then I yelled out a slur.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Caleb Williams and Derrick Rose both my Madden and 2K cover athletes

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Pat McAfee owns Ryan Clark.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Nigga, is this a restaurant…BATTLE PASS?????????

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

WTF IS A KILOMETRE!!

[Dave @davebftv]

Caleb Wilson. Caleb Williams.

Chicago.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when someone is being passive aggressive but it's ok because I'm abt to be direct

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

What doesn’t kill you keeps you like this at 3am.

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

POV: Single moms coming out of nowhere trying to make Father’s Day about them.

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

This 🇺🇸

[illwill @79illwill]

No matter what you tweet. This actually happened. You can’t erase it.