Thom Mallatratt

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

In better news, the paper towel dispensers in the Gallowgate End men’s toilets have been replaced with high powered electrical hand dryers 🔥👏

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Men on their own international day:

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

If Alexander Isak is anything to go by, it seems like downing tools at work really pays off...

18+ GambleAware

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

Absolutely love this photo of Eddie Howe and Bruno from the Carabao Cup Final on display at the Baltic. Iconic.

#NUFC | @brunoog97

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Fancied buying a house, owners are up for selling it if we negotiate around the 200k mark. Offered them 120k and told my local newspaper that they're scum for not accepting. Not going to make another offer though. Just going to keep talking about how they wont sell to me. #nufc

[Sandra Cole @officialcole09]

….one of you will betray me …
#NUFC

[Dominic Scurr @DomScurr]

Howe on players wanting to play for NUFC: "I always think of Bruno.

"He couldn't wait to wear black and white.

"He's still in that position - never stopped being that inspirational figure. So he epitomises that.

"A great example of what we need."

[Newcastle Updates @nufcupdates9]

🗣️ Bruno speaking in Singapore: “Since I signed for the club I’ve always had this ambition (to compete with #nufc and see good players arrive). If I lose it, I’ll go back to Brazil and play there! I think the club has the same ambition as me.” ‼️🇧🇷

[via @CraigHope_DM]

Love him.

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

Greggs when GTA VI was announced

[Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium]

A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for.

To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️

All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞

Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The sky before Newcastle vs. Wolves 📸

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

😭😭😭 #NUFC admin just posted this

[Mo 💤 @MoTierLists]

“Eminem’s Revival sucked”

Eminem writing a song about his daughter constructing the whole verse to rhyme with “Hai-lie”:

[The Eminem Bible @Shadyind]

Eminem comforted the contestant as she cried after losing the rap battle & got eliminated.

Eminem showed respect and encouragement despite her loss. ❤️ #RhythmAndFlow

[The Eminem Bible @Shadyind]

🎬 Eminem has reportedly filmed a funny cameo for Adam Sandler's "Happy Gilmore 2".

Eminem filmed his scenes in New Jersey, impressing the cast with his unexpected comedic skills and strong chemistry with Adam Sandler, all while keeping a low profile. [The Sun]

[ED @fantasyfooty]

Lots of Newcastle fans having a go at Eddie Howe.

Remember, we've not spent any money improving our first XI for two windows straight, we have a positive net spend.

In the same period these clubs have spent:
Chelsea: ���238m
Man Utd: €214m
Arsenal: €108m
Spurs: €148m
West Ham: €144m
Villa: €176m
Brighton: €231m
Fulham: €91m

Do you really expect us to compete? If we do, it's incredible. #NUFC

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Prince William is doing a documentary We Can End Homelessness on ITV.

His family gets £500m a year, he personally gets £24m.

He could house 2,400 families by himself.

But its not about him doing it, it is about him telling you to do it, as it always is.

[Ark (Coup De Grâce) @DeathofSlim]

Eminem dissing Diddy over the years.
(1996-2024)

[A thread]