Matthew Tooze

Don’t you just hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you octopus

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@Casemiro is extremely good at the old football game. @ManUtd best signing in the last 10 years IMO. Didn’t even finish writing this and he’s out the @Arsenal game 😭😭 #CRYMUN #Casemiro #titlematch #premierleauge

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@PaulHadley20 @scottyreynolds8 You boys weren’t gonna have VAR on your side forever we’re you…. You did well out of it up till now. 😬

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@Fabiana95726492 @TheMostDope1 @JayExci @piersmorgan The royals bring in revenue of 2.5 BILLION quid a year …. So they definitely do 😂

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@yoyoaccount @maddocks_holly @_BLAFC_ @BishopSuttonAFC No. But funnily enough we aren’t living in a world where it means you can only be polite if you want a shag! Your really highlighting your views of women so well. Your wife must be so pleased to have a husband like you 🫣

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@maddocks_holly @yoyoaccount @_BLAFC_ @BishopSuttonAFC She’s saved someone’s leg; and you take time out if your day to comment something like that. You really are a horrible prick. Let’s hope you don’t ever need medical help and the person helping isn’t up to your visual standard. But u r “Irish” so morals aren’t really your thing!

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@markyps @gallowgateSJP Taunton somerset.

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@SPAMALAMA73 @DaveHug90712771 It’s Taunton McDonald’s. Somerset 👍🏽

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@mowgli1977 @DaveHug90712771 @AccyGaz He got knocked into KFC mate 😂

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@AnnieRoadOnline @DaveHug90712771 Did anyone else read this comment in Andy Grays voice or just me 😂😂

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@l_wyl_76 @Yate5y @DaveHug90712771 It’s in Somerset. Taunton McDonalds. 👍🏽

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@Robin0000123 @ManUtd @Arsenal Still available?

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@greyst1x Still available?

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

Liverpool fans will claim it’s not fair because Van Diijk “isn’t as short” 🫣🫣

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

How Lisandro Martinez compares to Virgil van Dijk in the Premier League so far this season 👀

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@KDBEAST3 @theamazinglamb @KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv You wouldn’t take ya nans, NO WAY. Nans are far more important than aunts. No one wants to leave there nana in a suitcase. 🤯

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

The team work harder when he’s not in it because they know they can’t just rely on his individual brilliance. When he plays the rest are lazy.

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

Absolutely idolise CR7 but when United looked unreal in pre season he wasn’t playing…. Litter so far this season, bench Ronaldo and look what happened.

Fair play on another shit tweet though @piersmorgan

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Benching @Cristiano for Elanga against Liverpool, even by current abysmal Manchester United standards, is one of the dumbest decisions in football history. Ten Hag should be fired for this alone if they get hammered tonight.. or should I say WHEN they get hammered.

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@Carra23 when Ronaldo was seeing his mates 😂

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@_ChelseaLB @GookieTHFC @theamazinglamb @KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv They don’t. Let’s be real.

[Matthew Tooze @ToozeMatthew]

@theamazinglamb @KP07_ @RealBobbyRooney @aroundliv Everything is replaceable on 200k a week mate