Top Catholic

if you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, you might be a Top Catholic like me!

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

@FrancesDiBi No hablo español.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

I know this looks like a fascist salute but I’ve been assured he was actually just blessing the prayer blankets at the end of mass.

[Francesca De Benedetti @FrancesDiBi]

Ignazio Benito #LaRussa has been elected as the President of the Senate of #Italy. He started his political career as a young leader of neo #fascist organization "Fronte della gioventù" & he kept opposing any effort to limit #fascism propaganda. He is one of the founders of #FdI

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

I went to one of these because I misread the flyer as a ‘Where Are the Women’ tour. Matt never said where the women were but they clearly weren’t in this room, which was unfortunate because he had a lot of practical advice on how to be a woman.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Tonight I'll be at the University of Houston. The fourth stop in my What Is A Woman tour. Massive sold out crowd everywhere we've gone. There are a great many college students who have not bought into this gender ideology madness. Hope for the future.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

And the winner is…. Me!
Thank you to the founders (me), the governing board (me), and the esteemed president of our society (me).

I love the trophy! 🏆

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

Mr. Ahmari created a foundation that invented an award that was then bestowed upon Mr. Ahmari. I better up my game, because that’s Top! 🥂

[Sohrab Ahmari 🇺🇸 @SohrabAhmari]

Finally, I wish to thank my cofounders at the Bonum Commune Foundation — @PatrickDeneen, @gjpappin, @ccpecknold and @Vermeullarmine — for bestowing on me the foundation’s inaugural Rerum Novarum Award for Catholic Social Thought. More on that award in the coming years!

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

And nominations are now closed. We have some very qualified nominees, this will be a tough choice.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

@Sachinettiyil Whoever is running this church’s building fund should be fired. It’s missing 3-1/2 walls and a roof. And I don’t imagine there is valet parking at all.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

This. Except it won’t be with my family because they hate me. And also it will be brunch. 🥂

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

Please try to attend a Mass today on Sunday with family😊

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

I’ve been assured this will not interfere with the unsolicited arrival of the next Matthew Kelly classic, just in time for advent or lent or ordinary time or the 25th Sunday after Septuagésima or whenever. Anytime is good for Mathew Kelly time!

[CNN @CNN]

The price hikes include a three-cent increase to purchase a stamp and a four-cent increase to mail a postcard. The changes amount to a 4.2% price increase for first-class mail, according to USPS. https://t.co/xLaQVkCSUP

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

@TomKempis God mostly sends me Lands’ End catalogs. Like seriously, at least one a week since 1985. I’m not sure what he’s trying to say to me. Probably something about the End times. Or the benefits of no-iron chinos, they’re divine!

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

@GKCdaily I’m not a good Catholic, I’m a great Catholic. In fact, I’m a Top Catholic!

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

When I can’t draw someone to be Church with a felt banner of a dove soaring over a wheat field, or with a stirring clarinet solo of “Here I Am, Lord,” I just call them ‘race traitor’ and that usually does the trick. 🕊

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

I followed Parousia because I thought it was a very sublime soft cheese, like a supple caramelly Brie that would pair well with a fine Chablis.

(I was wrong… He says we can’t know the hour but maybe he just needs a nice watch like mine!)

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

I followed @CrisisPub because I thought it was a bar for people who made some bad decisions (haven’t we all!?). But now it doesn’t look nearly as fun. Very wordy and serious, like my court-appointed divorce arbitrator.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

@FrEdwardLooney But did they call Bartholomew Q. Flabbersnitchel? Because I always thought that was just the silliest name! [laughing emoji]

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

I’ve never read a book by Scott Hahn or any of the JD’s (Vance, Salinger, Flynn, et al.) but in their defense I also just haven’t read any books.

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

JD Vance, Ohio Senate candidate and a convert to Catholicism will participate in a conference at Franciscan University of Steubenville today. Scott Hahn will also speak at the conference along with big names including Chad Pecknold, Sohram Ahmari and Patrick Deneen.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

Whenever one of my wives asked me to help get the children ready for school I simply stated I didn’t have a warrant to do so and went back to my Sudoku.

[LifeNews.com @LifeNewsHQ]

FBI agents arrested Vaughn as he was getting children ready for school without any warrant, he had no advance warning or opportunity to turn himself in, and appears to have been charged without legal counsel present. His wife and children are left terrified.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

Though I’m a bit suspicious that he chose to come out to the corn bishop from Minnesota. I never trusted that guy he seems too traddie.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

I knew Mr. Labeaouef was a Top Catholic several years ago when he was collecting all those sublime crystal skulls with the nice actor from Working Girl. They’re like Pachamama statues but classy, you could display them on your credenza when entertaining.

[Top Catholic @topcatholic]

Also any man with that many vowels in his name must come from important lineage, so it makes sense. Top Catholics come not to serve, but to be served! (It’s in the Bible).