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[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[ᴛᴏʀ ☀️ @TORYpls]

@FlyTPA Why no directs to Dublin, Ireland 😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

I can't believe I'm the same person who used to survive on 1GB data for 30 days

[Jack Miller III @jackUSAmiller]

@AP @SherryRoush59 No matter how dumb you think trump is, he’s actually even dumber than that.

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

People are leaving google reviews on the Fairmont Palm hotel in Dubai after the missile strike earlier today 😭😭😭

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

nothing beats the death of a dictator 🥳

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

European diplomats when war breaks out outside of standard 9-5 working hours:

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

*stepping into a street battle in a cartel civil war*

"Excuse me, I am Platinum Elite, 1000 lifetime nights"

[kirk @_mynwent]

Why do busses sigh like that

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

Me when I’m tinkin #TheTraitorsUS

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Make Pollution Great Again

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like

[sj @sj_wolfbird]

i don’t even believe in god, but when bad bunny said “god bless America” and then listed ALL the American countries, i felt the presence of the lord for about 40 seconds

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

correct

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

My mom with a zinger this morning

[mk 🪩 @neilwebkinz]

i open facebook for one minute and

[Max @minordissent]

guys he’s not saying he’s gay he’s a saying he’s a misogynist