Tracy Farr

“The Earth is mostly just a boneyard, but pretty in the sunlight.” Capt. Gus McCrae

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

A book is a terrible thing to need
for those who truly love to read.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

Texas hot is hot.
Not like some Midwest baking.
Caliente hot!

#haiku

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

@petridishes “The power of lunch
is a curious thing.
Make one man weep,
make another man sing.
Change a hawk to a little white dove.
More than a feeling;
that’s the power of lunch!”

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

Considering the Texas Electrical Grid, this is the epitome of optimism.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

My idea of exercise
is lifting one then both my eyes.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

Nothing is more fun
than having the yard work done
by somebody else!

#haiku

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

If I had bushels of string beans,
I’d eat them till my face turned green
or yellow, brown,
chartreuse is fine.
I wouldn’t care. I’m colorblind.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

I just did a push-up
and now can’t get my tush up!

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

I respond “I’m not interested” to a lot of tweets I see. Now I see cat videos, which is alright by me.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

I forgot I set out the ice to thaw.
When I remembered,
there was no ice at all.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

The only road out of Thursday is dusty, long and fraught with desperados.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

Miércoles is Wednesday wearing its Zorro mask!

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

@petridishes Funny, I was under the same impression.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

The promise of good cell phone reception, is nothing more than high-tech deception.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

Not every vice
requires ice!

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

Eating raw broccoli doesn’t taste near as bad as my inner child said it would.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

All the other days envy Friday, but he doesn’t get a big head over it.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

I’m wearing flannel / today, no matter the temp. / Security shirt.

#haiku

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

Thursday is a wet dog sitting in your favorite chair, and it’s not even you dog.

[Tracy Farr @tracydfarr]

I used to be suave and debonair!