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[sage 🪐💫 @trainerleaf]

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[🐰 rosa .ᐟ @SOSHlBUN]

maybe dont give daddy pig 300 fucking pounds of food then jesus

[village homosexual @80by8]

and if you’re going to cram do it in the morning after a good night’s sleep and a balanced breakfast!

[delilah ⋆⭒˚.⋆🔭 @projecthaililah]

Yes i love getting excited about moon and stars and planets and space, yes I won't ever shut up about it

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

when the Feel Very Very Bad Disorder makes u feel very very bad but if u talk about the Feel Very Very Bad Disorder u feel guilty & embarrassed so u just continue to feel very very very bad

[joy 🇵🇸 @cheetoharot]

Someone got kicked off of their parents' insurance plan because flock cameras were able to see that they spend the night at their gf's house multiple times a week. the insurance company used that as an excuse to kick them off and charge them separately

[wens.1998 @1998Wens]

The studios have a security protocol that does not allow actors to do certain things. Even if Chris wanted to, he couldn't be barefoot here

[bojack whoresman @LebohangMosia_]

albums should be listened to in order, the first time. the tracklist is part of the art.

[sage 🪐💫 @trainerleaf]

oh i forgot about this. glad my camera’s charged

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A near-total lunar eclipse nicknamed the Blood Moon will be visible across North & South America tonight.

[‼️DORK😼 @lumarkyt]

Etsy witches. Use this to ur advantage.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

there’s glass in our bread

[Aurora Ashpyre | SonicTuber/VA @AuroraAshpyre]

I hate Autism test questions so much because like 95% of the time the questions are phrased in a way, where all I can realistically answer is "it depends on the situation" BUT THAT IS NEVER AN OPTION FOR ANSWERING

[sage 🪐💫 @trainerleaf]

@heron_garrett @luvdnpz oh! now that i’m listening for it yeah i do hear it

[teddy | kkenpilled @henrylethm]

actually I'm not letting u off @goblin_formula even if u block before there can be a response. it's not fucking hyperbole, blue state leftists CHEERED over the texas blizzard and the flooding that destroyed my home state, NC. they cheered over the deaths and said it was deserved

[Zoetrope @TwiletteLior]

Id hate to be Goose because what do you mean a real person's mental breakdown is turned into content with their avatar and a click bait thumbnail and title

[Dan @dannah__montana]

The long sleeves? The hair that high?? Oh that’s her DOWN

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

How the hell are you supposed to talk about the two illegal Israeli run bio labs in the US that both had COVID samples without sounding like a psychotic conspiracy brained nazi

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mo0nandsaturn]

tbh i always thought these were two different things. to me fwb is a clearly defined sexual dynamic between two friends where you both know you don’t want to be in a relationship with each other, while a situationship is a dynamic between two people who fuck when it’s convenient for both of them but haven’t defined what their relationship is, one could have stronger feelings while the other doesn’t, & they never really communicate their feelings, they just keep fucking and hope for the best 🤷🏽‍♀️