@benjamingaines@a__morelli@nealstephenson :-) Yes! I'm a big Stephenson fan. The ideas that he explores in Seveneves are awesome (where the focus of our tech investments should be; the commentary on the effects of social media; etc)
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
Great article from @atanase on how we in @AdobeExpCloud are leveraging Spark and Scala to create great experiences for our customers from big data. https://t.co/0Jqk0dKTwI
I usually spend quite a bit explaining what I do related to big data @Adobe. Now thanks to @trenton I can point folks to his article https://t.co/zpqvp7u60l
"So⦠do you work on Photoshop?" This is the first question I get when I explain that I'm an engineer at Adobe. Here's a brief description of the overall architecture and scale of the @AdobeExpCloud:
https://t.co/9MXj7VTpwR