NOT HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON

ESPN MLB INSIDER AND I'M FUCKING TRIPPING BALLS MAN (Disclaimer: this is a joke account. We love Buster.)

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MONEYBALL 1,000,000: HONEY, I SHRUNK THE STADIUM

[Ben Ross @BenRossTweets]

The A’s press conference setup at Sutter Health Park

[NOT HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON @TRIPPINGOLNEY]

THINGS SURE HAVE CHANGED AROUND HERE

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I DIDN'T DO IT

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AND YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT THE METS JOKES WERE FINISHED

[NOT HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON @TRIPPINGOLNEY]

OH I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST HAPPENING FOR ME

[Meghan Montemurro @M_Montemurro]

A hologram of Harry Caray sang “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at the Field of Dreams game:

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I CAN REPORT THAT JOSE ALTUVE IS WEARING SOME SORT OF ELECTRONIC DEVICE DURING OUR SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL TELECAST

REMARKABLE THAT THE ASTROS WOULD BE SO BLATANT ABOUT THIS AFTER ALL THE SCRUTINY THEY'VE FACED

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TYREEK HILL FULLY UNDERSTANDS THAT THE WAY TO BEAT THE BILLS IS TO GO WIDE RIGHT

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WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO GET VACCINATED AGAINST ROB MANFRED.

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GERRIT COLE STRUGGLING DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE ONLY STICKY STUFF IN THIS STADIUM IS THE BLACK TAR HEROIN I HAVE WITH ME

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I CAN TELL THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE THERE'S A PIRATES PLAYER STARTING IT

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AARON JUDGE SHOULD HAVE LET GERRIT COLE DRIVE THE YANKEE CAR. THEY'D BE MUCH SAFER FROM ACCIDENTS SINCE HIS SPIN RATE IS DECLINING SO FAST

[NOT HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON @TRIPPINGOLNEY]

TONIGHT, KEVIN CASH GETS TO REALIZE HIS DREAM OF TAKING OUT A BUNCH OF STAR PITCHERS BEFORE THEY'RE ACTUALLY TIRED

[NOT HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON @TRIPPINGOLNEY]

FUCK

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Game-tying 3 pointers in Philly this year:

Ben Simmons: 0
Kyle Schwarber: 1

@kschwarb12 // #NATITUDE

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BIG BIRD SELLING OUT SMH

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SUBSCRIBE TO MY OLNEYFANS. LINK IN BIO 💕

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I’M STUCK ON THE THREE FREDS ALL DOING FREDDIE MERCURY IMPRESSIONS AT THE TOP.

[kayla @thesweenstr]

this is not how i wanted my parents to find out i kinda started dating someone

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ONLY RESPONDING TO “HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON” FROM NOW ON PLEASE ACT ACCORDINGLY THANK YOU.

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SO KANYE IS NOT GOING TO WIN?

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MOVING TO OREGON BRB

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WHAT ABOUT A CAMPAIGN RALLY WHERE THERE IS NO TRANSPORT OUT OF SAID RALLY?