Trish Parry

NYC Producing artist, Captain of the Pint Machine, host of Smut Slam NYC, & touring my solo show, No Moral Compass! Profile photo cred Drew King!

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@DixieLLawrence I feel like this isn't real... since a liberal wouldn't use that F word there...

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@coronaextrausa Hi! I'm throwing a bridal shower here in Tampa at Berninis 2/6 & this is the theme I'm doing! A take on Love in the Time of Cholera (of course). Fine dining with Corona beer! Can I buy some neato schwag for the decor that the guests take home to remember the day?

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@HillsboroughFL I feel like I'm gonna GET Covid at this testing site. Thank god for the workers staying late but this is indoors with No social distancing and tons of Covid floating around!

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@TalentiGelato guys your gelato is great but this is the 2nd time we had to open it with a can opener!! Nothing else worked :p

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@TBLightning @CoorsLight It takes longer than 5 days to brew a lager, much less distribute it. How did y'all do this?

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@JaneCastor Plz don't close lanes on Bayshore. Speed cameras instead with steep fines. The real problems are on 275-where are the cops? I'm not talking about everyone going 70, talking about crazy bastards doing 90-100.

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@NikkiHaley You realize that TV shows are part of the arts, right? So is the architecture of your house. Your landscaping. The graphic designs on everything you've ever purchased. And any books you've read. Hell, you wrote a book, right? You are participating in the arts yourself.

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@GovRonDeSantis
When you address Unemployment in further detail later today, can you please address specific questions? Like, a lot of claims have become "inactive" because it wasn't possible to claim weeks because the system kept crashing. Will someone be fixing those claims?

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@FLDEO That's wonderful. Will there be a new FAQ for current issues? My claim says Inactive but Eligible now, and a lot of others do too. We couldn't claim our weeks because the system kept crashing - I'm assuming this is why.

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@FLDEO There are a bunch of us whose claims changed to Inactive but Eligible with the system change? Please tell us somewhere if this will be fixed, so we can all stop calling and emailing over and over. We couldn't claim our weeks because the system kept crashing. Should b ez.

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@FLDEO My 5 month baby sure would like an update on mommies Unemployment claim from 3/21... My restaurant closed due to COVID19 - it's an open and shut case that a computer could have figured out...#COVID19 @RonDeSantisFL

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#tampafringe2020
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I'm just a high risk pregnant woman trapped in Celebration for 24rs at @pepboysauto waiting for a car that was supposed to be ready at 930, who was let down yesterday by @towlandotowing @Progressive and @tirekingdom . I'm sure the stress is healthy.

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An lovely audience member gave me a new tiny Pusheen!!! That's how good The Waffle House Daze is! #winning #pusheen #adorable atlfringefest @ Front Page News -Moreland Ave https://t.co/KverRci7V0

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;) @WaffleHouse Hola brethren! The Waffle Daze has two performances left in the Atlanta Fringe this weekend... 630pm tonight and 5pm tomorrow!

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Maybe this will help. The Waffle House Daze opens at The Wrecking Bar 2nite Little Five Points! #Atlanta #dogs #gratuitous #marketing #comedy #atlfringe2019 #littlefivepoints #fringe https://t.co/EK8uMAzkNS

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Let's get up to date here... Waffle House Daze style #atlfringe2019 #NewProfilePic

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First #breakfast in #atlanta - tell me your favorite breakfast place here! I know bout #wafflehouse since I'm here with my show Waffle House Daze all about it lol atlfringefest @ Poncey Highland Cafe + Coffee House https://t.co/RhyDvOqFTs

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@Yoplait So I saw you brought back custard style for like a Minute. So I've been hunting for it like it's a rare gem to find that a year ago you discontinued again....all of your yogurt pales in comparison please bring it back!

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Well, at least the @MTA doesn't go on strike like the @TfL does?