I want to move to Michigan’s upper peninsula, get a beaver pelt hat, grow a super long beard, and train a moose so I can ride it and ride backwards on my moose through the deep woods of the upper peninsula and be the mythical moose man
Me: I have to be responsible and need to stop wasting money...
Me 20 mins later: Its been a tough year. I need this pizza, a new book, and fifth of vodka.