Jack Napier

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

Do I have to start wearing a cup wherever I go? Aim higher, girls!

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA When you realize that I'm the real Uncle J, it'll be too late!

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA Yeah?! Well I live that way! *points, grumbling*

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA *wipes his mouth, watching her leave, yells* The hell are you going?!

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA Now, liste-- *His head snaps to the side, his legs struggling to stay up* Good one, buttercup. *staggers*

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA *finally stands* That /really/ hurt. *quickly advances and throws a quick backhand*

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA Oof! *crosses his legs and holds his valuables* One sec! *bends over in pain*

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA *grabs her throat, quickly flicking out a knife in the other hand, holds it to her mouth* Smile.

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA Fiesty.....but I wouldn't do that again. *smile fades* Ever again.

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA *grins, staring at her shocked expression, takes hold of her shoulders* Cat got your tongue? *laughs insanely*

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA You pull through and I won't strap you to a rocket and shoot you off to the moon.

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA ....A model volcano doesn't count, sweet cheeks. I was makin' those since I was one! Impress me though.

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA "The" Harley? only real villians get that title, cupcake. You can't even make your own bomb!

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA Listen, take your clone and scram. this city has enough wackjobs an I'm not hiring any sidekicks!

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA good one. almost as good as one of the Bats comebacks. you're looking at the real prince of crime. no autographs.

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA ....Your sense of humor is a little....dry.

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@HarleyQuinnAA CLONE?! Are you CRAZY?! Lay off the laughing gas. Its making you dumber.

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

*grabs the cell bars* ...AND its NOT funny anymore. *grins*

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

I can leave here whenever I want, you know that! I only stay here for as long as I think its funny!

[Jack Napier @trueclownprince]

@WWNewsNetwork actually pal, this clown is back! now go do your job and report that.