Trump Porn

Everything hot and steamy about the Donald. Parody account for legal reasons.

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

@melaniemf @JBillingsley60 we havent used this account since like '08 because we realized we were enablers

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

We also had golden-tinted bidets installed. https://t.co/91FLviMaAg

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

Well, it's real everyone. The White House installed the gold toilet seats this afternoon.

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shit, how did i win

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I'm winning in both the rigged and unrigged polls!

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The only taco bowls I want to eat are made in America! #USA

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I didn't think I'd actually say this at an event. I thought I was smarter than that. https://t.co/4JVNMiE0fR

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I will only accept the results of this election if they show I win. #Election2016

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

I will only accept the results of this election if they show I win. #Election2016

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

In light of these allegations surfacing, I too was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump.

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Let's make America gre--WAIT!

Maybe I've been doing it wrong...

#VoteAmerica https://t.co/0SM1GYGebh

[Geoff Kyper @KyperGeoff]

Looking to lower middle class taxes, bring jobs back & raise America's status worldwide. I want to bring back the real America. #VoteAmerica

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

I have more respect for my daughter than any other woman. I'm more of an ass guy, you know.

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Look, we need to elect someone who can get into Putin's pants. I am that guy.

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Damn I missed 4:20, but had I not, it would've been great. #Make420GreatAgain

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I'm here to represent the bots. The bots love me.

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4:20

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This account was never a joke.
I am not a joke, but if I was, I'd be the biggest one, the greatest of all of them.

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

Happy four father's day, bitches.

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

Remember when jokes about me were cool?

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I think we should arrest anybody whose favorite number is 1515. #NotYourDadsTerrorism

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

Speaking of the Internet being saturated with Trump jokes, I have a gigantic dick.

[Trump Porn @TrumpPorn]

I know that the Internet is saturated with Trump jokes, but this account is about 40% of your daily value for unsaturated Trump jokes.