Tucker Donald Bartch

yabba dabba doo.

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

make playlists, not quizlets

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[ComicAccuracy @comicaccuracy]

Furthermore. Do this with every film.

[katie @katefeetie]

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings:
good, liked it
good, didn't like it
bad, didn't like it
bad, liked it

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

Robin Hood prince of thieves overture 🙌

[Bradley Osborn ✝️🎃 @the_Bradster007]

Does anybody else remember this Disney Blu-Ray promo from 2008?

This literally played at the beginning of every Disney DVD in the late 2000s.

[The Flash @CW_TheFlash]

0️⃣4️⃣ 2️⃣5️⃣ 2️⃣4️⃣ 🗓️

#TheFlash

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

A thread of lesser-known architectural wonders that we lost over the ages (and what happened to them)... 🧵

1. Old London Bridge - the longest inhabited bridge in Europe

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

@bob_plunket Idk bob 600mph is 600mph

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This would literally destroy the North American airline industry. Build the loop.

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

oh yeah

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio will reprise their roles together for a new ‘KARATE KID’ movie.

In theaters on December 13, 2024.

[Isaac Baker @isaacbaker2025]

Go vote my play for national high school play of the week

https://t.co/eiTn2Gxbo2

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

have u scored yet this season

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

It’s really ironic that I’m currently staying up hours past what I should to right a paper on a lack of sleep’s effect on academic performance.

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

the background has the building that sentinel prime used in dark of the moon, and that’s my only takeaway from this.

[Marvel Multiverse @MarvelMultive]

What if #AvengersEndgame played all the superhero themes...

(via Jonathan Gerber)

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

@bob_plunket

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

forget Barbie Vs. Oppenheimer or Republican Vs. Democrat. this is the debate that matters.

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

I Can smell the sugar off of Kona Ice from 100 yards away.

[Tucker Donald Bartch @tuckerbartch]

My shuffle just went from “Ric Flair Drip” by Offset and Metro Boomin to “Shoulders” by Arcadian wild, and I honestly don’t even know how they’re on the same playlist.