Alex Tunks

shut up and listen

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@morrigannn_ marry him before I do dammit

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@PattMerrin @Peavey @TedWebber @celestionUK Serial number “6E-?” can be translated to SIXTH EVER or also SEXY @Peavey I simply do not understand why you would ignore such an obvious case of Devine Prophecy

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@PattMerrin @Peavey Also @Peavey as you can see my impressively tall ‘70s 412 cab is in need of some speakers (12” 16ohm) so if you know @tedwebber or anyone at @celestionUK I beg of you to have them contact my consigliere @PattMerrin at their soonest convenience

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@PattMerrin @Peavey I will kill Matt.

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@brockxstephens 🙊💀

[Matt Perrin @PattMerrin]

do you think this is a game @Peavey? this is a way of life, a calling, a purpose. i am here to preach your gospel.

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

chill nerd

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

Feeling 90% unhinged today

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

I’d like to remind the voters that this playground is FULL of sticky-handed children. The speed and primal stamina acquired from Shortest Straw may be required for preforming prolonged melee attacks against the hoards..
#vote2020

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

You’re beating up a playground full of booger eating mouth breather children. What’s playing in the background?

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@AaronHeard_ Birmingham natives are probably wondering the same thing my friend

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@Steminist_ cut em some slack they’re just upset they’re not on the team

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@GAGE_BROCK fwd them the Best Of the meme chat

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@urbanwarfield They are mercenaries for hire I sent them

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

‘Hi I’m Hillary Clinton, host of the new podcast..”

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

If you Skip Intro on Ancient Aliens then you’re not a true believer

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

RT to save my man plz god

[Long D @RedLobsterFIEND]

.@tacobell Add potatoes back to the menu or I will be forced to self immolate in the parking lot of your Woods Chapel road location, 851 NE Woods Chapel Road, Lee’s Summit, MO 64064

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

@ANGELENE213 Lemme get two mcdubbys and a pack of Reds to-go

[Alex Tunks @tunksss]

Siri why doesn’t McDonalds sell cigarettes