Berto

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

Abysmal vibes in the groupchat today

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

He’s Kyle’s brother, everyone knows this

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Giants players: *humping each other*

MLB: too gay

Giants players: *posting Bible verses*

MLB: not gay enough

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, @MLB

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Rare @stfuayen]

She never would’ve guessed niggas would be bagging up crack to this.

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[wade @normalguy824]

If Mexico wins let’s hit up our exes

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

if my name was Nate i would tell people that it’s short for Baconator

[Hyeseong Kim Muse 김혜성 @HyeseongKimMuse]

Paul Skenes trying to get onto the Dodgers jet as they leave Pittsburgh

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[dalton rushings evil aura 🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

RUSHING 4-4 WITH A HOME RUN IM LEAVING HERE WITH SOMETHING

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

How I look at the cop after blowing a .079

[Arya @vyrv_]

Whatever you do, DO NOT GET THE CHOW MEIN BURRITO at Dodgers Stadium. 2 pack of ass. Lord have mercy

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

10 minutes into netflix

her: whip it out

me: watch the fucking movie

[yello !!! @fagbtch2006LOL]

and for the lady, perhaps THE BIGGEST BEER TO EVER EXIST

[cindy @Cintistic]

Drinking for the gays and Roki tonight

[jacob @ascending4th]

Blake Treinen in the dugout watching Freddie hit a nuke for the gays