Two and a Half Men

Welcome to the OFFICIAL Two and a Half Men Twitter page!

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It’s all in the technique. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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We could all use an Evelyn lecture every now and then. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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First comes love, then comes.. marriage? #TwoAndAHalfMen https://t.co/msdPCpKOIt

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Everyone needs a Charlie pep talk before a first date. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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A bond like no other. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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How does forever sound? #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Breakfast of champions. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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20 years later and these lines still make us laugh! #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Today we’re celebrating 20 years with these 🎶Men, Men, Men, Men, Manly Men! 🎶 #TwoAndAHalfMen

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This Labor Day, give it up for the people who actually get things done. Sometimes. Watch the Best of Berta marathon tomorrow starting at 9 a.m. on @IFC. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Jake is such an icon. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Berta's throwing some major shade here. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Them: What are you doing tonight? Us: #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Our favorite trio. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Us after this long week. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Don’t mess with Berta. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Oh that brotherly love. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Oh, Alan. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Jake throwing some major side eye. #TwoAndAHalfMen

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Alan moving out? Charlie can dream. #TwoAndAHalfMen https://t.co/x4kKhDkxOr