Tyerell Allen

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These little kids from Junior MasterChef r gonna b a lot harder to yell at than normal #MasterChef

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#MasterChef Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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#HPCebit the HP ap5000 makes cents because I can upsell my customers on the Customer facing display when they are paying

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#HPCebit The RP5800 makes cents to me because it can process orders faster with the latest Intel Core i processors

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Got complimentary drinks cos my table was late last night, wonder if I'll get complimentary drugs cos my doctors appointment is late?

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I hear they're hiding Caster Semenya's "manhood" in the same place they're hiding Osama & those WMD's Saddam had.

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Why did they get Daffy Duck 2 host the 2009 Miss Universe competition?

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After KRudd finishes killing the camels in the outback, he's then going after the camel toes in tights

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Tights are not pants! They only accentuate your camel toe

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Tights are not pants! I don't care if u think u look hot in them, they just make your ass look massive

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7PM Project feels too much like Rove... but without that annoying tool

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Enough with the ads channel 10! Just let us enjoy MasterChef Australia in peace!

And we're sick of Cat Empire's: Hello Hello

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Here's an interesting article on name discrimination: http://bit.ly/14vldL

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WTF is New Empress Three Treasure Deep Fried Tossed with Chilli?

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@aFolonia I don't suppose u'd consider an ipaq for mobile Twittering ;-)

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News: Tequila could be used as a fuel supplement in the near future... I wonder if the worm has any benefits too?

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Masterchef Australia would've only lasted 2 weeks if the contestants didn't spend so much time repeating commentary

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Following an appearance on Rove, K-Rudd now plans to appear on Masterchef AU & choreograph a hip-hop routine on So You Think You Can Dance

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Who's more lame: Kevin Rudd appearing on Rove or Rove having Kevin Rudd as a "celebrity guest". Shouldn't Ruddy be running the country?

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was good 4 an action movie, but fans of the original series will b left unsure about it all. 3.5 stars