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probably livestreaming: or recording our weekly pop culture podcast:

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

happy new music friday!
all my playlists have been updated:
https://t.co/r20UHuWIXe

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

not the lin manuelificiation of anne frank

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

>Give $14M no-bid contract to your friend to paint the pool blue
>Pool turns green anyway because algae grows in warm stagnant water
>Pour hydrogen peroxide into the pool to kill the algae
>The hydrogen peroxide peels off the blue paint

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

@prfctmeryl Prime!

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

En Los Ángeles (EEUU), una mujer celebraba la victoria de los Knicks en la NBA, cuando un vecino avisó a la policía por los ruidos... se presentaron 20 policías y fusilaron a su perro, un "peligroso" Golden Doodle, al abrir la puerta de casa.

EEUU, un régimen policial donde te fusilan al perro si chillas en tu casa demasiado alto... la policía no te protege, tú eres quién tiene que protegerse de la policía.

[Dimitry Yakoushkin @decadimitry]

The "A" in ACAB doesn't stand for "some." Or "most." 14+ cops were present when this dog was shot. Not one ran in to put pressure on the wound, rushed it to a vet, console or cry with the owner. They just stood around and did nothing. Literally nothing. "A" stands for "all."

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Wow I can’t believe they did the meme

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

@softboisarah open mouths get fed!

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

on this day in history

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The President of the United States is promoting his own crypto coin at a UFC fight being held in front of the White House. That is a real sentence. What are we doing.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

If you made a dollar a sec you’d have $1 million in 12 days, you’d have $1 billion in 32yrs & $1 trillion in 31,710yrs or 5X longer than human civilization. New rightwing thing is acting like there’s an incremental difference between 5X longer than human civilization and 12 days

[Jamie Walters, CAIA @JWalters314]

The European mind understands it perfectly. This is what imperial decadence looks like: public institutions converted into branded spectacle, civic memory replaced by adrenaline theater, and the People’s House turned into a content backdrop for regime propaganda.

The joke is not that Europe cannot comprehend it. The joke is that America no longer recognizes what it is becoming.

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Didn't y'all get mad at Michelle Obama for having a vegetable garden

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

He literally collects over $8 million a DAY from the federal government

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

That's slavery.
24 people in Georgia were indicted for enslaving Latin Americans.
Americans have slaves in the 21st century.

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Armani @historyoarmani2]

the first trillionaire in history backing far right governments across multiple continents should tell you everything you need to know about where humanity is heading. If that doesn’t radicalize you idk what will

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

edible + making wendy williams in tomodachi life
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