Sarah Dee

I mostly tweet about my smelly farts, and how much I dislike public transit.

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@McDonaldsCanada Really needs to not have a S'more and a Skor McFlurry. The first time we caught the mistake the second time we didn't. #whywouldtheyassumewewouldwantskorwhensmoreisnewandbetter

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@fakedansavage There's no basement at the Alamo, either.

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

#BREAKING: Five Ontario school boards and two local private schools have joined the lawsuit against tech giants Meta, Snapchat, and TikTok alleging a disruption to student learning and the education system. https://t.co/ty6cldMa87

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@_HornDave @hausofdecline The Beach Boys were Wilson's cousins/cousin, in Home Improvement

[Hyland Cinema @HylandCinema]

The Shining (1980)

January Retromania!
Friday, January 26th at 9:30pm

Come see Kubriks snowy masterpiece on the big screen!

Tickets now available here! https://t.co/MAP0HF3gua
We recommend getting your tickets in advance to get in faster. This show will be busy!

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@fakedansavage I just remembered that January 14th is coming up fast, and figured I'd google to get more information on it. However forgetting what it was called I typed in "January Eating of the Ass" Surprisingly only holiday pages came up. #Iwasclose #feastoftheass

[Hyland Cinema @HylandCinema]

GREMLINS - 2 SPECIAL SHOWS AT THE HYLAND!
Screened on 35mm film!
December 9th & 14th! Tickets are here! https://t.co/x8rtOPdORc

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@neverseenitshow @kyleayers
You're not the only one with that scar.
https://t.co/oY6OesCerN

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

Dear @elonmusk
Can you please donate to my MS bike ride for charity. In return I promise not to switch over to #Threads
https://t.co/EKelSxckmS

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

Dear @elonmusk
Can you please donate to my MS bike ride for charity. In return I promise not to switch over to #Threads
https://t.co/EKelSxckmS

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

https://t.co/EKelSxckmS
In a few weeks I going to be riding my bike in the MS Bike Tour. 150 km in two days, I am collecting donations.
Even 5$ would be a huge help.
Thank you. 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️ #bikeride #MultipleSclerosis #msbike #cyclinglife #bicycle #bicyclerace

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@MissBilious @ABC It says shooting in the article. Should say it in the tweet.

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@pattonoswalt Now why can't this movie be 3 hrs and 12 min long?

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

Goal of 2023: Try to stop putting hair behind ears.

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

Hot Dog! I finished my puzzle this weekend.
Didn't lose any pieces even with @matilda_heeler_davies dumping the box.
#1000pieces #hotdogsaz #mudpuppy #acd #doggos @ Wortley Village - London https://t.co/XWT5caWPQP

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@SteveMartinToGo Where's @DaveSFoley?

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

@JBDOTART It really feels like it's been Friday everyday this week.

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

The guy living under me got rid of a bunch of junk outta his apt, and ever since, I can hear everything.

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

Time of year to see what was left in winter coat pockets over the summer: 2 Lippies. 1 Mask. 1 Unopened Granola Bar. 2 Opened Granola Bars. 1 Plastic Bag. Dog Treats and $6.75

[Sarah Dee @Tyreta]

If I had a 12 foot skeleton, would more than five people come to my house? #dudhalloween