Sarcastic Iowa Guy

I'm a normal Iowa guy. University of Iowa Alumni. Lawful owner of a Lenco BearCat armored vehicle.

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

fuck ian mallory

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

Iowans across the state, including our farmers, want conservation programs that focus on improving water quality. So why did the legislature defund nitrate monitoring systems across the state? That seem backwards to anyone else?

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Kirkwood Community College in Cedar Rapids

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

I want to put @AltheaCole in my big, stinky bucket ❤️

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@AltheaCole how old are you

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

does he realize that if he woke up tomorrow as a normal Iowa resident, he would be in poverty and dying without the assistance of the state? Lol

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Voted 2 strengthen Medicaid with common sense work requirements 4 able bodied adults + help restore program integrity + remove unnecessary & burdensome regs + stop federal health care resources going 2 illegal immigrants

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@AltheaCole they just don't make crazy bitches like you anymore, Althea 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@RobSandIA when you say "worth fighting for," do you mean fighting against the agricultural corporations ruining their drinking water and ground water? or do you mean "worth fighting for" in the dogwhistle sense, as in... you believe in "small town values" and the great replacement theory?

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@RobSandIA you are so out of touch with normal Iowa residents

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@uiowa what the fuck are you talking about

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

It’s starting to seem like @AltheaCole has the Woke Mind Virus.

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

the woke left is trying to destroy me

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

OMG! Song of the summer by @RobSandIA https://t.co/0LNiE9Voiv

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

I used to think @RandPaul and @RobSandIA were the same person.

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@uiowa Thanks for broadcasting this valuable information about their routine and habits! ✍️ I’ll make sure to follow 50ft behind them on their next dog walk to verify whether this is true or not.

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

I think @ChuckGrassley should do something fun with @RobSandIA and pretend they’re grandfather and grandson. For the voters!

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@RobSandIA gee, Rob! this sure seems like a completely normal way to respond to people correctly pointing out that, as an elected official, you don’t just get to discount the criticisms of anyone in your prospective constituency for arbitrary reasons!

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@UIowa_safety they should fire off some guns and lower the damn property value a little, then maybe normal people could afford to live here for the first time in multiple decades

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

Why won’t @RobSandIA return my voicemails 😢

[Sarcastic Iowa Guy @uiowa_police]

@ThrillaRilla369 school shooter, obviously