Congress

We the people who make the decissions for the people

[Congress @USACongress]

We do whatever the oil companies tell us to do.

[Congress @USACongress]

We have invested one billion in Iraqi Denars. Any day now they should pay out HUGE!!!!!!!!!

[Congress @USACongress]

I know we are a little in debt, but any day now that investment we made in Japanese Nuclear Power will turn around.

[Congress @USACongress]

Told you we would get it done. We are friggin rock stars from Mars!

[Congress @USACongress]

Great news, if we can participate in just one more war we will break the Guinness World Record.

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@nickyz26 dont worry some of us havent got our refunds yet. You can rest assured that nothing will close prior to us getting paid.

[Congress @USACongress]

Dont blame us. The NFL started it. They locked-out first.

[Congress @USACongress]

You say we are 14 trillion in debt. Everyone knows that "you need to spend money to make money".

[Congress @USACongress]

We realize a lot of people are concerned but dont worry.....we will find out if Barry Bonds lied about using steroids

[Congress @USACongress]

Of course we will still get paid, but to help out with the budget we promise not to work any overtime.

[Congress @USACongress]

We dont need to pay the troops. There is nothing to buy in Iraq.