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[UTDBr4y @UTDBray]

Kobbie Mainoo
23-24 Pre-Season Break Through

[2 Live @fre_flow]

Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me acting shocked when my playlist plays bangers back to back as if i didn't create that shit myself

[🇲🇦 @_SKftbl_]

Voted bruno using 10 different emails

[PifaPenmark @pifapenmark_]

FIFA Players, look who I met today 🐐

[george @StokeyyG2]

HOW did i recognise him immediately 😭😭

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Got caught in public doing this.

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: You just got hired at JPMorgan

[sgp @stogolp]

Me walking into the JP Morgan interview and seeing bro who also applied

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

"Breast or thighs?"

Me: Personality

KFC staff:

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[Central @WestHam_Central]

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

[Bruno “The Threat” Powers @SheLuvTheThreat]

Fuck why can’t I think of shit like this

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can't stop procrastinating

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Max Dowman to become the youngest ever Carabao Cup loser.

[AVFC EUAN 💜🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mcginnisthegoat]

Left nostril is blocked and I have a tickle in my throat

[george @StokeyyG2]

We live to see another day…

[B @utdbrxy]

tiki taka in the derby then cunha crashing it at the emirates a week later

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎙️ | Patrice Evra HITS BACK at Paul Scholes’ recent comments on social media:

“I hope Paul Scholes’ Instagram story is fake, I hope he was HACKED.

“To be honest, I’m NOT surprised at that from him. He was the quietest player I’ve ever played with in my entire career.

“Now, in the media, he drops bombshells.”