Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend. Bring 5 million Naira or you won't see her again.
Me: 5 million? In this economy? Abeg, since you people have already provided her with accommodation and security, can you also help her with feeding? She likes extra protein in her egusi. Thanks.
Kidnapper:
I love it when she’s loud and everyone in the neighborhood can hear her.
My generator really needs a new muffler, this 'I-pass-my-neighbor' is screaming. 🌚😂