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[ʟᴇᴠɪ @UTDlevii]

Man United need 13pts to qualify for UCL next season.
How many do you see us packing in these line of fixtures?

[Mike @wick202022]

If everything is going wrong, just remember that the earth is rotating at 1,000 miles per hour. Technically, you are not failing, you are just dizzy.

[ʟᴇᴠɪ @UTDlevii]

Before Arsenal

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

ASTON VILLA HAVE WON THE EUROPA LEAGUE!!!!! 🏆

[ʟᴇᴠɪ @UTDlevii]

@theberneese 8061733175
Amen 😔

[Mike @wick202022]

Keep Sunday holy, even me sef no dey soapy on Sundays bro 😂

[Mike @wick202022]

Pastor said love thy neighbor in church today oo

[Mike @wick202022]

My type 🌚

[Mike @wick202022]

Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend. Bring 5 million Naira or you won't see her again.
Me: 5 million? In this economy? Abeg, since you people have already provided her with accommodation and security, can you also help her with feeding? She likes extra protein in her egusi. Thanks.
Kidnapper:

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

Hello 👋, why did you follow Vsk

[ʟᴇᴠɪ @UTDlevii]

Y'all didn't learn from the other game

[Mike @wick202022]

You dey tell her I can’t live without you, but the girl dey view your status with her main guy WiFi. You be backup generator. 😂😂

[Mike @wick202022]

Tell me please

[Mike @wick202022]

Some of you are not 'mysterious,' you’re just boring and your data finished. Let's be honest. 🌚

[Mike @wick202022]

Nothing tests your faith like a 'Transaction Failed' message when you’ve already finished the food in a restaurant.😂

[Tífee @prestige_IX]

On this day 1 year ago, Man Utd created history
Best comeback in football history😭😭❤️

[Mike @wick202022]

I love it when she’s messy and I have to use my tongue to clean her up.
If you don't lick the chocolate off your girl's face, are you even in love? 🌚👅

[Mike @wick202022]

Being the 'Bigger Person' is actually a scam. Sometimes you just need to be the 'Small Person' and cause small trouble so you can sleep well. 🌚

[Mike @wick202022]

I love it when she’s loud and everyone in the neighborhood can hear her.
My generator really needs a new muffler, this 'I-pass-my-neighbor' is screaming. 🌚😂

[Mike @wick202022]

But wait guys why be say na mostly unverified account that usually beg for money on this app ehn? 🌚

I come in peace oo.

[Mike @wick202022]

Marriage no be for everybody