Tegan Cook

Mom to a very enthusiastic toddler. I don't get enough sleep, like wine a little too much, and sometimes like my husband.

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Oh hey Twitter, it’s been a hot minute🤗

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It's not that I envisioned myself drinking beer out of a styrofoam cup & straw when I dreamt of motherhood; but let's be real, this is it.

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

LIKE WHY CANT WE WEAR THE SAME PAIR OF PAJAMAS FOR A FEW DAYS GUYS. #reuseyourtowel #laundryiskillingme #wineisrevivingme #itneverends

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

I remember what it was like to not have to time out all the loads of laundry to make sure everyone has (clean) shit to wear for the next day

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

My alone time is finishing a glass of wine, uniterrupted, while perusing through every social media outlet at 10:30pm, in bed. #momlife

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Shamelessly giving gabriella the tablet while I do absolutely nothing but nap for two hours. #notsorry #pleaseleavemealone

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Going to a concert tonight at @FoxwoodsCT ..and I will definitely be yawning before it even starts. #momlife #imoldatheart #24goingon84 😅

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

I need to move out of this snow globe that NH has become. #givemespring #imdonewithsnow

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Happy national puppy day! Here's my boy😄 #GermanShepherd #suchasweetheart #NationalPuppyDay

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Let me put it this way, I'm one more pee spot on my carpets away from switching to whiskey instead of wine. #ToddlerLife #puppy

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

While I've been away twitter, we got a wonderful #GermanShepherd puppy, who paired with my toddler makes me want to drink at 8am, everyday.

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

of all the workouts I've participated in, shoveling 16" of snow alone still proves to be the hardest yet. #SnowStorm #hubbyisnthome #fml

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

#momlife. means never ever peeing alone, and heaven forbid should you have to go #2 ...they'll destroy your entire house.

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Loving my @Starbucks even more right now. #DrinkStarbucksToFightBigotry 😊☕

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Getting a puppy on monday! Guess I should say goodbye to my shoes now. #furbabies

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

#momlife : the only way you get to use a desktop computer is to sacrifice your messy bun. #minime

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

New year's day bonus, spawn is still exhausted and ready for bed in time... SUCH A WIN💪🙌 #momlife #minime

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

I hope everyone drinks their weight in elctrolyt infused anything today. #Newyearsday #Bostonfirstnight #momscanhaveagoodtimetoo 😂

[Tegan Cook @uhohmom]

Happy New year to every fabulous soul out there! May your new year be bright and full of love❤🎉