Uncle Deadly

Get thee to Twitter where I, Uncle Deadly, deliciously dish about great acting, high fashion, and absolutely everything in between.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

A good maniacal laugh takes years of practice to perfect. I've been working on mine since 1976!

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

I find the day after #ValentinesDay delightfully eerie. The pink and red decor and wardrobe returns to storage, limericks lose their charm, and little heart-shaped chocolates are 80% off.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Your flattery is seen and most appreciated, however I would recommend you ask @MissPiggy for further fashion advice. Be warned: it's a fine line between chic and stylish and glamorous and gaudy. And we all know on which side of the line she falls! https://t.co/Zz9Zj60BnL

[Patterson2020 @spatterson2020]

@unclebydeadly To be as stylish as you.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Greetings and salutations, my beloved coterie of followers. As we embark further into this new year, I am here to help you hold tight to your New Year's Resolutions. Do tell me yours and I shall endeavor to assist in your keeping of them!

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Just put one letter in front of the other. It worked for Shakespeare, why wouldn't it work for you? https://t.co/vhagchrayK

[Matthew Soberman @matthewsoberman]

@unclebydeadly To do more writing.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Ahh, #Halloween, my very favorite day. I've had a positively splendid day treating my coworkers to some tricks. As I always say: Why settle for trick OR treat when you can have both? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

If you intend to show up to any function fashionably late, it's important that you arrive FASHIONABLY. Those you've kept waiting are certain to forgive you if you look like a million bucks.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Indeed, it is invigorating to once again be busting out the parkas, overcoats, and flannel – but beware the allure of Autumn outerwear! You don't want to be caught wearing cashmere in May. Trust me... I've been burned before.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Some say you are what you eat – I say you are what you WEAR. Therefore, yours truly would be chic, modern, and a real bargain!

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

In the world of fashion, you're only as stylish as your last outfit. Hence why I always include at least one piece crafted from cashmere on my person – cashmere never goes out of style.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

I'm no method actor, but I do have several friends who are. While I respect their craft, it's nearly impossible to get brunch together since most of them are playing characters who lived in a time before meals were combined into one.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Some people are satisfied to simply have a walk-in closet, but not @MissPiggy... her contract demands nothing short of a drive-thru closet.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

I once considered developing a line of outwear that had real flames light up the sleeves. The tagline? "Where there's smoke, there's FASHION!" The safety regulations? Immediate no.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

Although tomorrow is the first day of May, allow me humbly remind you that Summer does not officially commence until June 21st. Yes, sadly that means all fashion-forward thinkers should keep their flip-flops and board shorts put away for now... or forever.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade – or, if you're a thespian, use the lemons to give yourself an authentically sour disposition! Works wonders for @MissPiggy.

[Uncle Deadly @unclebydeadly]

All the world's a stage, and all the world's people are your audience! A performer must always be ready to put on a showstopper – hence why I always wear tap shoes. Annoying most of the time, breathtaking on some rare occasions.