Projectile Disfunction

It’s escaped. Ranked #1 in Wisconsin’s weakest subregion summer 2025. Forever growing

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@LarryLurr Get some top players a couple days before a major, I’m sure you still have connections. Get Leo if you can, pulls big numbers. You can go nutty with it if you market it right

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@LarryLurr Bro says someone like he’s not a content creator in a region that gets at least 1 major a year

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@redbull I like your baseline product so much I also bought the paywall

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@bigmeat_24

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@bigmeat_24 To get better at smash you must accept that your ass, or at least that you have a long way to go

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@ApolloKage Bro I got the other end of this twice no way I was really gotten by goat 😢

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@bigmeat_24 “I just rage grinded melee for 6 hours” is usually what I see when my homeboy loses to min min but what do I know

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The west qualifiers will be
Bluffs biweekly on march 29th
Bluffs biweekly on april 12th
Blugold brawls on april 3rd
BDS on febuary 21st
??? to be announced
??? to be announced

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I'm happy to announce Northern Wisconsin's invitational: On Top

Central, North and West will all get tournament qualifiers to make it into the invitational, this is the ONLY way to get into the event. The highest placing player that wishes to enter will get a spot

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The central qualifiers will be
USYA on march 19th
USYA on April 16th
LCQ USYA on April 23rd
NTC open on march 14th
GTTP on April 4th

The north qualifiers will be
Rebirth on march 26th
Rebirth on april 9th
Phantasm on march 9th
Phantasm on march 23rd
??? To be announced

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@Vergul_May_Cry I think the silliest part is that they have made games like legends or runeterra and are okay with its player base size even though it’s def smaller than 2x

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@Jahzz0 Rosa is probably your best answer.

GnWs worst matchup, strong into ics diddy and duck hunt and very usable against pika if not outright winning. Steve Rosa is winnable at the very least but it’s not a counter

Cloud struggles with diddy and kinda pika

Snake hates GnW

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@FireThePyro As snake you can c4 the side of the stage which in theory could lead to a cool edgegaurd but in practice makes me cry while trying to c4 recover on kalos

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@janot_zach @Kiyarashssb Even being as optimistic as possible on snake matchups he loses 6-8 matchups, that’s still a really good obviously but compared to other top tiers it’s not as impressive, especially when you factor in how common some of those matchups are. I think the snake placement is correct

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@Kiyarashssb Wait, this tier list is heat

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@Agnes_SSB 2 pr players won’t happen at a central event, even if mason travels (I don’t even know if they are considered on the list) we won’t make it

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It took years for the upper regions in wisconsin to get any bones thrown by the PR team, and now a new ranking comes out that makes it impossible for Wausau, point, Green Bay, Appleton, and eau claire to get ranked lmao. Please just call it southern Wisconsin rankings

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@Agnes_SSB I know it’s not your intention, I know your trying to do good for the community. It just annoys me how jeoff, grant, riptide, yan, dash, sandshloss, Vedi, myself etc etc continually get the short end of the stick because we don’t live in the bigger part of the scene

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@Agnes_SSB I understand your intentions are solid, I’m just extremely annoyed how southern Wisconsin says something is for all of Wisconsin, then the rules prevent anyone outside of mke, Madison and white water from qualifying unless we drive 3 hours minimum over once a month

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I was once asked how I did not know the fox matchup when I live in the same region as crb. The amount of things wrong with that statement melted my brain