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@realDonaldTrump 99%

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How is a computer like Britney Spears?

They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

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Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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If you live in North America and want Epik High to perform in your city, RT and comment where.

We are listening.

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Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

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Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?

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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Doberman pinscher.

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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

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I'm thinking of getting off Facebook, getting off Twitter. You know why? I just want to sign up for a service that, every hour, texts me the message 'You're not alone.' I think that would do the trick.

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Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q: Why are Penises the lightest things in the world?
A: Even thoughts can raise them.

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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A: A tearjerker.