Christopher Hall

[Patrick Melton D.D.S. @pmelt]

If you retweet this, you'll get AIDS. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

@ConanOBrien i love you. will you gay marry me?

[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

omg house and kutty are a thing now?!?!?!? @ivebeenunderarock

[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

@CraigyFerg should have @pmelt on his show. i know i'd watch that

[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

haha. first jazz now rap. black people are loosing their music! #top10rappers

[George Webb @George_Webb]

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[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

Duke Nukem is gunna suck the shit right out of your neck. YOU SHOULD JUST DIE ALREADY!

[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

@nlochef a non-crazy chick? never heard of that.....

[Patrick Melton D.D.S. @pmelt]

I like to break in to houses at night with pizza and wake people up screaming "Somebody order a SLEEPzza???" while farting in their face.

[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

@JackMcRiley http://twitpic.com/27g18o - sucky sunburn but nice boobs

[Christopher Hall @uselesschris]

would love to find the love of my life. or a wet hole to stick my dick in

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!