Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes

The Blessed Mother promised St. Bernadette Soubrious that she cannot be promised happiness in this life, only the next. Obviously, since New Jersey exists.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@j_divis @EdifyBurns “You are Rock and upon this Rock I will build my Church.” -Our Lord to Rocky, whilst they lived.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@EdifyBurns @PeacemakingSt Is He a Triune* God as per the terms of the Athanasian Creed?*

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@BruvverEccles Does he see Christ as the Lamp of the World?

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@BruvverEccles @WalkerMarcus Or in water.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

He takes a sad song and makes it better…

[Ed Burns @EdifyBurns]

@ChristopherHale St. Jude works on his own timeline.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@NotDiogenes Not from Margaritas.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@NotDiogenes No. Don’t trust anything that’s not from Margaritas or Shorty’s.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@lady_diogenes @stephenofnum @NotDiogenes No, I disagree.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@stephenofnum @NotDiogenes @lady_diogenes From Margaritas!

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@NotDiogenes @SquareCircle01 He helped produce the first musical for Grok users!

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

@Pontifex @grok is this true?

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@Pontifex @grok is this true?

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@SteveLovesAmmo Serpent: “I’m about to ruin their entire careers.”

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@SohrabAhmari It starts innocent enough, a Valkyrie ride here and there, but then it descends into the horror of leitmotifs and jumping through non-Cash rings of fire.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@AP4Liberty @flapprdotnet Congrats! Also please celebrate their birthday and the holiday, and don’t combine it into a holiday pie/cake turducken.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

I try to do everything right and BAM! ANOTHER COMPLICATION! AND BAM! ANOTHER ISSUE! And I’m then criticized for not foreseeing it. This is why I keep going into despair. No one is this unlucky!

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

Can God just stop being out to get me? Seriously? I’m already leaving my job; He doesn’t need to be cruel.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

I do have to appreciate this administration’s social media game at times, I must say.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@jake_doubleyoo @lilfrankiefey Venus of Willendorf? You mean Venus of WILLENDORSE!

[Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes @UserName11163]

@jiratickets @fr_faulkner That’s in Boston? Thomas wrote “Common Sense” in Philadelphia.