rustin cohle stan

cinema lover & man yashited fan

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-bangs baddies
-doesn’t own furniture
-kidnaps gang leader 1-on-40
-got banged by his friend’s wife (drunk mistake) but let his friend punch him in the face as punishment (honorable)
-gets fired by police force and works the case by himself out of 100 square ft storage unit
-takes down centuries-old cult pedophile ring
-doesn’t have LinkedIn
-conquers Nihilism in 9 words: “once there was only Dark - the Light is winning”

Greatest TV character of all-time.

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Playing long balls against an opposition with 10 men is embarrassing

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Lmao

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Hull scoring in the first 15 mins is gonna be hilarious

[Lionel Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionel_Lingard]

Here are my predictions for Manchester United this season:

Marcus Rashford will score at least 15 league goals this season.

Senne Lammens will win the Golden Glove.

Cunha will score at least 15 league goals.

Mbeumo will score at least 18 league goals.

Sesko will score at least 20 league goals.

Bruno Fernandes will break the Premier League assist record for the second time and also score at least 15 league goals.

Amad will produce at least 25 G/A in the league.

Dorgu will play more from LB.

Mainoo, Baleba, Santos, Tielemans, and Mount will be impenetrable and will become a yardstick for the best midfielders in the league.

Maguire, De Ligt, Heaven, Shaw, Dalot, Mazraoui, Amass, and Daniel Armer become the yardstick for the best defenders in the league.

Shea Lacey will win the PL Young Player of the Season award.

We will win the Premier League.

We will win the FA Cup.

We will get to the semi-final of the Champions League.

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Bruno back to default after getting the assist record lmfaooo

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

@MervinMcCoy Afcon ended last year

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Got overrated by yall and now this is the reality

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Future is reportedly set to perform at the U.S. opening ceremony for the 2026 FIFA World Cup 🚨⚽️

(via The Athletic)

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

#SnowTires 🦇

[G @Gideoomatic]

#salute

[leah @ lff @evenstqrs]

“matthew mcconaughey…will star in park chan-wook's next film”

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Nico oreilly best lb in prem

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Joao pedro having a day against us tmrrw

[✌️🥹❤️‍🔥#BiggestKobsterFanITW @twos6xes]

upamecano is an amazing player man i don’t care about the fucking bozo moments

[Диего @2toyevsk1]

porque después de esta escena no queda nada más

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Timothe will never be respected lmao

[✷ @elordior]

jacob elordi watching the bieberchella with the jenners and timothée chalamet? i'm in shock, screaming%%%%

[` @crestieyy]

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Mbuemo is scoring

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Wolf of wall street was like kendrick not winning grammy for gkmc

[rustin cohle stan @utdjuliann]

Wolf of wall street is an all timer, marty supreme is nowhere near quality influence anything wtf yall on