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Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the fire hydrant.

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

@Rosebuds2529 @rathor7_ Prostitutes are everywhere. Prostitutes in Monaco know their worth. South east Asia a dime a dozen.

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

Drunk bitch deserved it.

[Dalvinthetruth @dalvinthetruth]

Welcome to NYC😭 they ain’t playing About them watch parties

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

Woulda blasted his ass as soon as he did the jab.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Disturbing footage has emerged of a Black man wielding a knife and threatening passengers on the Charlotte NC Light Rail.

This is the same train where Iryna Zarutska was m*rdered.

HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?!!!!!!!!

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

@AriaWestcott This is common knowledge. Everybody known about background app refresh for 7 years.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: Big Ten officials are expected to discuss in the upcoming days a league-wide mandate to not play Texas Tech in any sports, per three Big Ten sources. This is in the wake of Nebraska AD Troy Dannen informing his staff today that they aren't allowed to schedule Texas Tech.

[Zack Thomas @TFel922]

Hunter Dekkers 👿
• 366 bets
• ~$2,800 wagered
• One bet involving Iowa State football
• Lost entire season, NCAA eligibility, career

Brendan Sorsby 😇
• ~2,900 bets
• ~$90,000 wagered
• 40+ bets involving Indiana football
• Currently eligible after court injunction

Sorsby placed ~8x more bets and wagered ~32x more money than Dekkers…

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

You probably could for real. Wild West out here.

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

Can I return back to college football?
I only played 2 seasons, should have 2 more eligibility years left….

Can you find me a judge in Louisiana who can see to it that Honey Badger gets to finish his last 2 years of college football?
Who’s going to say no ?????

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

@SinClipd 50 IG bout to be popping

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

Bro literally chased Kim Kardashian. It doesn’t get much more material than that.

[Jack @Jackkk]

Lewis Hamilton reveals why he stopped chasing material things

“We live in such a materialistic world, so learning to detach yourself from that and know that it's moments with special people, it's moments with your family, with your loved ones, with your friends that are what you get to take with you when life comes to an end”

“I truly believe that it's those memories that linger, not what you had or what you were able to attain. I think that was something that took me a long time to learn”

“Whilst I still have things, I've actually tried to unclutter my life because we hold on to so many things. So just decluttering your life and making it more simple”

“That's why I love to go surfing. That's the most tranquil thing that I get to do, sit in the ocean and sometimes just sit and ponder about life and what I'm going to do next. That's my getaway”

“I think people have to find that balance of work because if you just work, work, work and you don't replenish your energy with positive things, then you will just continue to be breaking yourself down. So I try and find that balance. I think everyone needs to do that”

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

@JCorby18 It is in softball. Gotta collect while you can. You would.

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

Stop eating pork

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is a brand new package of Jimmy Dean bacon

The marked weight on the package is 12 ounces

If you take the unopened package and put it directly on a scale the weight is only 10.6 ounces, and that’s with the package

I looked up the law. In the United States the marked net weight on bacon packages must reflect only the weight of the bacon itself, excluding the packaging

Under FDA rules the packaging must be excluded

We are being robbed blind

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

@thirdmetax @MrBeast you can use my account. No connection to your name I bet you couldn’t do it.

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

Bought a $1,742.80 camera online from BestBuy.

The FedEx delivery driver stole it. FedEx admitted it.

But BestBuy won’t give a refund. They said we need to “work with local law enforcement.”

Thought everyone should know if you buy from @BestBuy and a @FedEx driver steals what you paid for, your money is gone. Neither company will make it right.

I’ve spent over $30K at BestBuy and will never spend another penny there.

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

This is a very bad deal for college football. Precedent has been set.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

This makes the Colts look dumb for trading two 1s for Sauce Gardner.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Please help @MrsMcAfeeShow, Mackenzie, and I welcome Midas Robert McAfee to our family.. Due to Samantha having a high risk pregnancy and severe preeclampsia, the decision was made to have an emergency C-Section on Friday night. Baby boy officially entered the world on May 22nd at 10:42PM as a 6lb 6oz screaming young legend… 10 Toes, 10 Fingers, full head of hair.

Literally in his first moments of life, Midas was working... He was able to get his O2 Levels high enough to be able to come hang with us in our room and because of that we got to do all of the immediate magical newborn moments.. Skin to skin, 10,000 kisses, tons of love, all of that.. inevitably, since he came into the world at 36 Weeks (40 is full term), he had to develop his lungs a little bit more, get some fluid out of him, and adjust a bit to life outside of Sam’s stomach.. So, he was sent to the NICU to help the transition from the womb to the world.

As mom was recovering like a badass from the mind boggling C-Section surgery, little dude was DAHN the hall.. They put a CPAP on our guy, a feeding tube, and put him in a heated pod with a heating lamp to help him develop a bit more. There wasn’t much I could do other than bring positive vibes as I bounced back and forth between the 2.

Watching Samantha battle thru her recovery has been nothing short of inspiring, WE APPRECIATE YOU @MrsMcAfeeShow, I will be sure that our kids will know how much you went thru for them.. And every time I went and saw boy, I couldn’t help but fantasize about what his life could become.. So many dreams and opportunities waiting for this young stud. We had a sneaky suspicion that he was a dawg and a fighter but, it is a bit scary to see your baby hooked up to so many “very serious” things.. He ended up staying roughly 36 hours in the NICU before being released back to our room… a FULL CELEBRATION occured. We’ve been floating around this room.. sleeping and burping and feeding and changing diapers ever since. We’re looking to get back home to our 3 year old baby girl today or tomorrow. We can’t wait for her to meet her baby brother.. Her grandparents have been doing a PHENOMENAL job of keeping her informed and also distracted while we’ve been living in this hospital.. we are VERY THANKFUL for them.

The name “Midas” has been the name I’d hoped to name my baby boy, if I was to ever have kids, since my Freshman year of high school when Mrs Nonnenberg (RIP Legend) taught me about Greek Mythology.. Like most, when you come from not a lot, the thought of everything you touch becoming gold was certainly an immediate draw for me but in this world that we live in, gold can only come from working your ass off, getting lucky, and having great folks around you. The name is perfect for the boy that Sam and I would like to raise. He will be an asset to society, he will treat folks right, and he will work his ass off to help his community achieve their own form of “gold.”

“Robert” is a tribute to Samantha’s dad and best friend.. A man that we lost way too soon a couple of years back and will now live on forever thru Mighty Midas. Midas will know his grandfather thru our stories and pictures.. and we know Bob will be looking out for Midas for all of time.

So on this Memorial Day we say Thank You to those who gave everything to this country that we call home.. and we will use their stories as guidance for our young boy about a life lived right.

We Love You Midas… Welcome to the McAfee family. We will do everything we can for you, brother.

p.s. Midas has already watched the closest Indy 500 of all time. The Vegas Golden Knights HUGE game 3 comeback… AND of course, Top Gun Maverick.

[VASS3Y @VASS3Y]

23usd is not surprising

[JT @jeantrudel83]

Voici ce que tu peux avoir pour 32$ à un match des Hurricanes!

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I am this old

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Fernando Tatis Jr. has lost his lawsuit against Big League Advance.

Tatis was paid $2 million as a minor leaguer in exchange for 10% of his future earnings.

This was not a loan.

If Tatis didn't make it to the big leagues, he didn't have to repay the $2 million.

But Tatis did make it to the big leagues and later signed a 14-year, $340 million contract.

That meant Tatis owed Big League Advance $34 million.

Tatis had publicly praised Big League Advance, saying the $2 million allowed him to hire a personal trainer, upgrade his apartment, and eat better food.

But after realizing he owed $34 million in exchange for $2 million, Tatis sued the company, alleging that they used predatory tactics to lure him into an investment deal that was really an illegal loan.

The judge disagreed.

The agreement was upheld this week and Tatis was even ordered to pay Big League Advance’s legal fees.

This is a big deal because Big League Advance has signed deals with 700+ athletes, including Elly De La Cruz (MLB) and Nolan Smith (NFL), across MLB, NFL, and college sports (think: NIL).

And now that the courts have ordered Fernando Tatis Jr. to follow through on the agreement, other potential legal challenges will likely go the same way.