Trent The Penguin

ALMOST Sports Analyst. Podcaster, Internet Personality. Flightless Bird of the People. Opinions are bad and my own.

[Trent The Penguin @VPenguin]

Matt LaFleur owes me forty dollars.

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Why would I bet the Spurs tonight, when I have a bet on the Knicks for the series and NYK is already up 2-0 heading home? Because Trump is there. And he's proven he can take any situation and make it worse. Easy money.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Trent The Penguin @VPenguin]

@RepBryanSteil You voted against this. It should be illegal to take credit for things you voted against, just because you assume your constituents are too stupid to check on it.

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@MontyBennett How do you gerrymander a state with only one district?

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@Geiger_Capital And are they the first state to do this?!?!

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@zackoryk @93_jep @stacycay This type of "offended at everything" mindset is what leads to normal people voting for monsters like Donald Trump. Put on your big boy undies and grow up.

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Never rooted harder to lose half my championship game on Thursday than I am right now

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On the week that sports fans have to find Tru TV, making us find FS1 to watch the world baseball classic is kind of overkill.

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@Zigmanfreud Wait, did someone make a slop video about how modern technology sucks? Because modern technology does suck. But like, this isn't the way.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

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@JasonMyer @WFG_DEN Thanks for the input, bud.

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@SenatorCollins How's that red hat you were handed the other day fitting?

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@CTpunk @HeyHeyItsConrad Dude Im on your side on the issue and even I say this is misplaced anger. Coming two barrels blazing at the retro wrestling podcast mortgage guy for not being vocal enough isn't the move. What did you expect, "Chat me up Bruce, how would King Mabel have felt about these chants?"

[Trent The Penguin @VPenguin]

Hi @washingtonpost . When canceling my subscription there wasn't a "laying off journalists in a war zone while funding the Melania movie" option so I'm just putting that here. I have no faith my money will go to actual journalists anymore so you don't get it anymore.

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@LemonSturgis And leftists on twitter would just post about how Kamala was bad on Gaza so it's not their fault they didn't vote for her.

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@SenMullin Take Christian out of your bio please. You make Christians look bad.

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@StephenM How are you 40? You look 272 years old.

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@Acyn Glad these babies don't work in a high school.

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All you blonde girls complaining about purple district reps voting to maintain their position and talking about Gaza when you couldn't find it on a map are the reason Trump won and people are being executed. You let great get in the way of good and still won't shut up about it.

[Trent The Penguin @VPenguin]

There's a particular Dropkick Murphys shirt that I really want all the sudden. And of course it's sold out in everything but 3x