Vance Gilbertttt

Singing-songwriting guy. Not here much anymore. You know why.

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It’s not about the bonehead call of the red card. It’s about the phone call from the blowhard.

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@RGIII @MVanderbrecht It’s not about the bonehead call of the red card. It’s about the phone call from the blowhard.

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Go USA……hahahahahaha snort hahahahahahaha.

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This week's newsletter - laughing with strangers, burritos at Fenway, and more! https://t.co/pWl2DUp5xy

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I’m all good with Ben Shelton getting beaten. So fatigued with the shouting on every shot.
Then again, I’ll always root for the player that:
- doesn’t shout when they hit
- doesn’t fist pump after every point won
- has a one-handed backhand
- thanks the ballkids

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Hi All - Tomorrow's show at deCordova Sculpture Park and Museum is moving indoors to the Dewey Gallery. Same time, same percentage of fun (100%) https://t.co/XrHqsEn66r

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Tune-nite at 6 On The Square! Oxford, NY! Join me! https://t.co/jqvKI4dwio

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This week's newsletter: revisiting Old White Men https://t.co/4lkBAYneow

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Latest newsletter: https://t.co/jNaTRUlEa3

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Join me (outside!) on Friday, June 26 at deCordova Sculpture Park and Museum in Lincoln, MA. Here's a little promo AND a history lesson - what more could you ask for? A hat? Ok, that too. 🎩 https://t.co/3JOPPQEB4A

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@serenawilliams best service motion of any human of all time. Great to see it again.

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@ThomasSowell Simplistic jimmy-crack-corn screed masquerading as modern philosophy.

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This week's newsletter is about lessons learned, by me... https://t.co/tLohirb837

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The French don’t seem to be fans of Zverev. I wonder why?

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Oh @TNTSportsUS your French Open tennis coverage - the sound delays, sound drop-outs, lame camera angles, non-tennis savvy announcer, good lord please no more.

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@HumanityChad Lovely

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@TNTSportsUS tennis announcers - shhh🤫.
I’m about to surrender and turn the sound off.

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This week's newsletter: The Color Of Color https://t.co/BszCdEHsD0

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@MichaelARothman Surely this isn’t all that happened in Europe in that timeframe. Surely we do the same erasure right here in this country with our own history books.
Maybe we go with the “well gee, slavery was long ago and everyone was doing it – how does that possibly hold you people down?”

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Dang! They killing everybody off on Will Trent!

Oh, and see me at Off Cabot, Beverly MA this Friday.