King Supernuts

Nothing is sacred because everything is stupid.

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

Had a great talk with Victor Varnado about designing his addictive arcade-style games on My New Thing! https://t.co/lP28FcPWk2 @alsozachsims @varnado

[King Supernuts @varnado]

I think I got this idea from @ShaanVP

[Flippa @Flippa]

Stop valuing your business based on how hard you work. 🛑

[King Supernuts @varnado]

I'm an artist.

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Yes. But I would need weapons.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’ll give you $250,000 BUT you have to spend a month in the woods with all your ex girlfriends.. could you do it?

[Summary of the Internet @internetsummary]

🔥 The world is burning, but YOU have the opportunity to float above the fires with your laughter! All you have to do is get your ticket for Tuesday's show at https://t.co/qjDNCElAFZ 🔥

#SummaryOfTheInternetLIVE #CurrentEvents #Brooklyn #Comedy @varnado

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Thank you for the new definition.

[Jason Blum @jason_blum]

A new definition of horror. OBSESSION trailer tomorrow.

[King Supernuts @varnado]

I changed my name to King Supernuts because I wanted everyone to know I have reached "peak insanity."

[King Supernuts @varnado]

I'm changing my name to king supernuts.

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Yesterday I called my mother and told her that I was changing my name to King Supernuts. She said 'Weren't you going to start a religion before? Why don't you do that instead?"

[King Supernuts @varnado]

She saw your penis?

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

went to the doctor for a check up this morning. she mentioned my 'incredibly low body fat' three times.

so i got that going for me, which is nice

[King Supernuts @varnado]

hey @joerogan remeber me? I am trying to get in better shape and we are the same age-ish. I dont feel like researching. Can one of your superfans help me just for cred?

[King Supernuts @varnado]

"The job was never coding. The job has always been thinking." - @fireship_dev

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Hey @CreditOne I spend two hours on the phone with your customer super and was hung up on twice. I am going to go online and get a replacement card with a new number cause your team did not help.

Then I made this.
https://t.co/zf7uRKylwe

[King Supernuts @varnado]

I've had 2 meetings today with zero pants. Thanks @Zoom !

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Why ya'll feet smell like old Turkey?

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Hey @Casey I know we did not have a formal contract, but I DID pay you. I hope you can see it in your heart to not make me have to call the authorities.

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Hey @netflix I have unreleased Charlie Murphy footage that I would like to send to Eddie Murphy. Can you help me get in touch.

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Hey @netflix please get this video to Eddie Murphy. I have unreleased footage of Charlie Murphy that I would like to send to him.

[King Supernuts @varnado]

Great. Now tell it to stop being so OCD.

[Sam Altman @sama]

Small-but-happy win:

If you tell ChatGPT not to use em-dashes in your custom instructions, it finally does what it's supposed to do!