Not varsity college

We want your money,that's all!Yes this is parody yet truthful account.

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

Classes have started and we have big smiles! Yes that's right we love your VC arm bands,lanyards & shirts! Free adverting for crap #score

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

Some idiots hacked our Website,they dont know who they dealing with http://bit.ly/gzHtXd we know who you are! #not #actually #wesuck

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

WOW we so inspired with all the acting in this VC vid http://youtu.be/EuamEBJi4GU Yes we paid the actors. True VC vid coming soon :D

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

Invest in OUR future and put your name down for a course in 2011,why wait when you can give us what we want today?

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

To help our students learn to save money we are starting to implement paid parking at all campuses,So invest in your parking today! #money

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@ndani14 we have unblocked all social Networking sites so that we can gather your information and sell it people who use it maliciously.

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

@miss_mbali those chairs saved us a lot of moneys to spend on fast cars and houses so get used to them.

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

We thinking about starting a Degree in Circus Arts(DICA) because we are just a joke.

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

We now comply 75% with Twitters Parody Accounts Policy,this is however only a guideline.Yes we respect twitter! http://bit.ly/9ULfSG

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

VC is supporting the @starfishcharity this year so we can get a small exemption on our yearly tax,see students this is how to save money!

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We don't listen to our students,get used to it!

[Not varsity college @varsitycollege]

We care about our students up until they pay us, After that you on your own!